And before you judge me, I consulted a psychic who was able to channel Ned’s ghost from the afterlife and he told me two things:
1. “Do whatever it takes to make yourself and the kids happy.”
2. “Tip more. Especially the psychic.”
So I promised you some big news today. And here it is:
Since Ned is obviously dead and/or never coming back, I’m getting REMARRIED! I’ll have more details on who the lucky man is in the future, but save this date: March 31st!
Please comment your congrats below. 🔔🤵♂️👰♀️⛪🔔
Happy 2023 everyone! I've been a busy bee the last few months but I have BIG NEWS that I can't wait to share with all of you. Check back Thursday! 💐🕊️🔔🤍
Did anyone watch @60Minutes tonight? There was a segment about the Blugenixxx spam epidemic. Apparently social media accounts all over the globe are being inundated with ads and spyware. Good to know I'm not the only one who fell for it LOL
OMG just got my account back! Weeks ago, I got an e-mail about ways to turn my little pig into a giant hog. I think piggies are soooo cute so I clicked on it and entered my password. Turns out it was a hacker trap and I got locked out of my account LOL
🧞 🧞 🧞 BLUGENIXXX® is the genie that answers all your sensual wishes. 🧞 🧞 🧞 Rub the lamp and win her affection BACK! 😜
⌛⌛⌛ GO ALL NIGHT just like you used to! 🌅🌃🍆 🍆 🍆
👯Your wife and/or girlfriend will thank you for it. I know mine did. 😉😉😜