shmales

worm for brains moss lady™️

[shmales @HelpMeSeeBeauty]

rotisserie chicken

[arlo @unethicalizard]

spongebob in this image...he is so dear to me....hello little spunch👋👋👋

[Holekage of the Hidden Bussy Village ꕤ @CAdreamboy]

Marvel making this man push his body to the limits every year just to play Wolverine meanwhile all he wants to do is be a dancing queen

[welcome 2 my channel @influenc3rpop]

the landlord painting over a moth on my bedroom wall before I move in

[artsartsarts @_artsartsarts]

just in case u thought i was ever normal here's how i announced that i'd dyed my hair when i was 16

[ana🌟 @hxrrygrxpejuice]

no one can even begin to comprehend this level of cunt

[georgia @imkindaqueer]

when u get a random lab partner but by the end of the semester yall are bffs

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

btw if there was a photo of me out there that looked like this you’d never be able to tell me shit again. my head would be so big I wouldn’t fit thru the door

[Alan Wagner @truewagner]

At least all my neighbors are on the same page for once...

[yobobby @y0b0bby]

taking my stupid dog for a walk

[trish @ultragloss]

just encountered a tiktok edit of one direction in 2014 and the caption was literally “oh to be a teenager during this era” ………………. https://t.co/OmdE7Irwd4

[trash jones @jzux]

boss I can’t come into work this week I need to make big bird big again

[niomi @82pondview]

just got back from my dr appointment and it didn’t go well… she prescribed me a 6 month stay by the sea for exhaustion and hysteria. i have to start packing my bags tonight

[nicole @jadednaoi]

he’s such a dad

[tee, allegedly. @teeapparently]

I love them because they're the ideal workplace friendship... the cool 28 year old and her weird 46 year old bestie