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Helping firms cut through regulation & bureaucracy red tape, so you can focus on your business

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@RPVFC You can never beat Raynes Park Vale FC. You can only score more goals

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@RPVFC Superb goal, Seanan! ⚽️

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CLOWN
Old Turkish proverb: "When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become king. The palace becomes a circus."
@HenryMance @FT 5feb22 | The Last Days of Boris Johnson
#LineOfTheDay Series 70 (1) pic: lindsayAScott
#RedTapeConsulting #clown #circus #LastDays

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BREAK
"Lament the flaws of England's ruling classes- their failure to plan for Brexit & Covid, inability to #break the straitjacket of history - or come to SW19 & delight in a microcosm where those flaws are not decisive"
@henrymance @FT 3jul
#LineOfTheDay Series 69(5)
#Wimbledon

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TIPS
"The English #footballFan is one of the most deluded creatures in modern life. We are, after all, people who sit in the stands bellowing match #tips to world-class athletes."
@robertshrimsley @FT 24Apr
#LineOfTheDay Series 69(4) pic:playing0lights0
@HelpWithRedTape #EURO2020

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FIT IN
Wanting to #fitIn can be highly persuasive. #Dating apps decided last week to let users display their #vaccinationStatus on their #profiles @TomCalver @SundayTimes 20jun
#LineOfTheDay Series 69 (3) pic:OmarMedinaFilm
@HelpWithRedTape #wedding #cinderella #shoe #pass #fail

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DECAY
"I wonder if we can glimpse the first stirrings of British disquiet in Chesham, a pushback against the moral #decay at the top of government."
#MatthewSyed #SundayTimes 20jun21
#LIneOfTheDay Series 69(2) pic: @varjag
#rot #apple #hypocrisy #pushback

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HURT
"Severely hurt by the realization that their presence is irrelevant to workforce productivity, many Chief Executives are urging staff to return to the office." #TomBraithwaite #FinancialTimes 19jun21
#LineOfTheDay Series 69(1) pic: #carloSardena
#hurt #returnToOffice #flee

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Proud participant (or should that be 'non-participant'?!) in the social media boycott Fri 30 Apr to Mon 3 May 2021 #stopHateForProfit #doTheRightThing #SocialMediaBoycott #RedTapeConsulting

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GUESS the WORD & Contact Us for Prizes! Series 69 next..
1st letter of each Tweet Title (in a Series) spells a business word - spelt correctly or jumbled. Series 68 spelt L-O-V-E = #LOVE #businessSurvival #covidRecovery #seedsOfChange #berries #nextGeneration #DontGiveUp #redTape

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EPIPHANY
#Epiphany: moment of #revelation when things become clear #Viruses don't mind boundaries- national, social, physical. Borders are connection points #Essentialworkers grow, make, care, pick, deliver. On #lowWages & no #jobSecurity #LightInFog|GtW? Series68(4/4) pic: siora

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VISIT
How did Santa #visit on 25 Dec despite #Covid? He used #allies (NORAD), tech (#onlineDelivery) & experience (#socialDistancing). He got the Team & paperwork ready (deadline/targets, no delays). UK firms apply his #tactics to Covid & #Brexit|GtW? Series68(3/4) pic: badzioITV

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OBSOLETE
What seems #obsolete can be #catapulted to the #frontier! Use of UK #postboxes had fallen as we went online. But they're now vital for secure & fast collection of Covid tests. Windows, bricks, forks & paper are also unbeaten #ShockOfTheOld|GtW? Series68(2/4)pic: pHearing

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LITTLE
2020 was The Year Of The #LittlePeople. When SO many world leaders, big orgns & leading countries fell short, little people, workers, firms & nations delivered – care, food or what was needed #OrdinaryFolks did #extraordinaryStuff #Happy2021! GtW? Series68(1/4) pic: Letiha

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GUESS the WORD and Contact Us for Prizes! Series 68 starts soon...
1st letter of each Tweet Title (in a Series) spells a business word - spelt correctly or jumbled up. Series 67 spelt M-E-G-A-D-E-N = #ENDGAME
#Biden2020 #facemask #Covid19leadership #RedTapeConsulting #hope #reset

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NEXT
#Covid proves we don't know what's coming #next. #Innovation is mostly gradual/serendipitous; not from 1 #eurekaMoment but #trialAndError. #DoSomethingDifferent or differently, using less, not more, resources. What goes round need not come round|GtW?Series67(2/7) pic #erikaM

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EMPHASIS
Biz #CovidSurvival tactic: change product/service #emphasis to be more #VisibleAndRelevant. Have a basic plan, a #fallbackPlan & an alternative plan to enable #longTermView but #shortTermDecisions. Physical & virtual shops must #coexist #TwistAndShout
|GtW? Series67(7/7)

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DEFINE
Work #defines who we are & shapes our prospects. We're fixed on #findingWork for all, even if it's #toilWithNoPurpose just to keep the #wheelsOfCommerce turning #Covid invites us to reassess why & how we work #BlueSkyThinking Must #getInFront?
GtW?Series67(3/7)pic: aCarett

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AUGMENT
Biz #CovidSurvival tactic: #augment existing product/service at low- or #noCost. Be #customerCentric. Turn a #transactionalRelationship into an #advisory one. In the end, #value is simply being of service. It's really that #simple #AskMum |GtW? Series 67(5/7) pic #DWiliam

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GROUPTHINK
Business #CovidSurvival strategy: avoid #groupthink. Consider if your firm can #competeBetter by copying or by being different. You're a #maverick but your firm isn't? #Start your own #AddValue by #thinkingDifferently #StandOutFromTheCrowd|GtW?Series67 (4/7) pic: RitaE