HelplessHoser

Twitch Streamer kind-of
The name speaks for itself, the gameplay backs it up.

[HelplessHoser @HelplessHoser]

Catch me on Twitch tonight, fam.
Will be streaming some #NHL20.
https://t.co/2uKC6PMNwZ

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@TMZ She's a Ninja Turtle now...

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@TMZ @jacob_wass Interesting use of the term "pushes back" here

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His playoff stats...

[Locked On Sabres @LockedOnSabres]

If the Buffalo Sabres land Connor Hellebuyck, they instantly become a legit Stanley Cup contender. Elite goaltending changes everything, and pairing a Vezina-caliber goalie with Buffalo’s young core could push them into the NHL’s top tier.

#Sabrehood

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@AlanDownward Mike Peca

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@MattKopnak Solid take.

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This is a @NateGearySports wellness check

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@joemillerwired Question though. Who's this available worldbeater goalie we're going to go grab with this money? Not malicious question!

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@BillTCB I don't think it hit anybody. From the reverse angle the puck is on edge and knuckles super hard. Explains why it maintained velocity. Doesn't look like it hit a hand from the reverse angle. STINKS regardless

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Who has beer #sabres Intel

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My ex wife is screwed

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Study suggests hantavirus may survive in human sperm for up to six years.

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Sabres game is OFF again. Clownshow.

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@arielhelwani Sounds kinda narcissistic

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@SStricklandMMA @HappyPunch Man this guy is a clown.

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Not sure where y'all are going

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

It now costs a millennial $252 on average for a date, per BMO.

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Sabres game is off

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@saylordocs Sustaining biological life and burning finite resources to train computers are not the same thing. Clown take.

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@Gavin_McInnes Pretty cringe haha

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Roller hockey would be way better if they played on ice skates and ice

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@nhl_review Buddy

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@DekeSlayer Damn. Probably makes you hate it less