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@GIFs_22 Time to get a new clock.

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@Gazlatron @hasumpstuffedup @steve__smith__ Then couldn't you explain it, because I think most people don't understand the reference you're making.

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@Gazlatron @hasumpstuffedup @steve__smith__ Still don't see what that has to do with political correctness. A bloke who has been found guilty of the same offense 3 previous times, and only find each time, has now been pinged for a fourth time.

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@atrupar Why is the secretary of the treasury commenting about and threatening a foreign nation?

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@Gazlatron @hasumpstuffedup @steve__smith__ What is your point, dude? Because I'm not sure anybody understands what you're referencing.

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@atrupar This is the man in charge of America's health and vaccination policy...

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@XRouet @p_caro11 @atrupar RFK snorts coke off it!

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Well done @msn and @msn_weather on creating an unreadable weather page, thanks to the huge, intrusive ads.

I'll be removing the extension immediately and finding something a little less intrusive. Don't you guys make enough money as it is?

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@atrupar Lindsay Graham can't even be honest with himself, so there's no way he'd ever be honest with the people he claims to represent.

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@atrupar It's her!

We've found COVFEFE...

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@kenklippenstein If pearl clutching was a person...

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Susan Collins complains about Graham Platner "using profanity" on Reddit

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@DGrayTexas45 This dude definitely typed, "and make them touch their dicks together...", into the AI generator. Dude is so deep in the closet he's seen Nania.

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Liam Duggan must be superhuman, with an average running speed of over 1100kmh.

That's gotta be a new record! 🙃
#AFLPiesEagles

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If he "passed" the first one, then there'd be no need for the subsequent tests, right?

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Trump: "I took three cognitive tests. Aced all of them, by the way. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don't think Obama could pass it. The first question is very easy -- it's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, 'Which one is the bear?'"

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@7AFL Geez, he likes to hear himself talk, doesn't he? Kinda feel sorry for his wife.

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@crippsszn No, it was bad when you chose a game of footy over your sister. So they probably don't care what you do now.