BF NOT ALLOWED

My boyfriend is not allowed to have friend's.. He has me, he don't need no one else.

[BF NOT ALLOWED @HelsNotAIlowed]

My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch Discovery Channel. What you tryna discover? New ways to leave me? NOT TODAY.

[BF NOT ALLOWED @HelsNotAIlowed]

My boyfriend isn't allowed to go to the club without light up sketchers on. I NEED TO SEE YOUR EVERY MOVE.

[BF NOT ALLOWED @HelsNotAIlowed]

My boyfriend isn't allowed to hug a female with two arms. Better pat that hoe on the head.

[BF NOT ALLOWED @HelsNotAIlowed]

My boyfriend not allowed to take a jog around the block, The fuck he trying to do? Practice how he'll run away from me? I don't think so.

[BF NOT ALLOWED @HelsNotAIlowed]

My boyfriend isn't allowed to touch another girl. If you wanna touch her you poke dat hoe with a stick !

[BF NOT ALLOWED @HelsNotAIlowed]

If I send you ugly selfies, our friendship is real

[BF NOT ALLOWED @HelsNotAIlowed]

I think it’s so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me don’t pretend to be something you’re not

[BF NOT ALLOWED @HelsNotAIlowed]

Remember when you cared? I miss that

[BF NOT ALLOWED @HelsNotAIlowed]

How we were before > how we are now

[BF NOT ALLOWED @HelsNotAIlowed]

No one will ever care like I did, I promise you that.

[BF NOT ALLOWED @HelsNotAIlowed]

Caring too much only fucks you over.

[BF NOT ALLOWED @HelsNotAIlowed]

I would be lying if I said I didn't miss you

[BF NOT ALLOWED @HelsNotAIlowed]

i got lost in my mansion again help

[BF NOT ALLOWED @HelsNotAIlowed]

kylie is bored because she's the ugly less hot version of me and no one wants to hang out with her

[BF NOT ALLOWED @HelsNotAIlowed]

my wallet is as fat as rob

[BF NOT ALLOWED @HelsNotAIlowed]

fabulous more like im fab, u less

[BF NOT ALLOWED @HelsNotAIlowed]

people who have the same name as me are competition

[BF NOT ALLOWED @HelsNotAIlowed]

no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it

[BF NOT ALLOWED @HelsNotAIlowed]

All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other