Infosec Charlatan

Rarely safe, often sorry.
Infosec raconteur, builder of security programs.

[Infosec Charlatan @Helter27]

@QuinnyPig Ok, but alexa also prompts you to subscribe when you try to access a service you don't pay for. So literally it will ask someone dying "would you like to pay 5.99 to call for help?"

[Infosec Charlatan @Helter27]

@CisoDiagonal The headphones work, but the app that configures them doesn't. At least for mine. Found that out when I wanted to change settings on a flight.

[Infosec Charlatan @Helter27]

@CisoDiagonal Sony

[Infosec Charlatan @Helter27]

@Lawl_Assoc This was interesting in my divorce. We had separate accounts, and my wife was convinced she was going to be penniless. It took a lot of discussion for her to understand that more than half of it all was going to her.

[Infosec Charlatan @Helter27]

@LawSpider @AbigailSossen @zeta_globin Heh, I'm good. I take care of myself and my kids, and don't need or want someone else trying to do that.

[Infosec Charlatan @Helter27]

@AbigailSossen @LawSpider @zeta_globin All other things aside, it's great to hear that this is my competition....

[Infosec Charlatan @Helter27]

@AbigailSossen @zeta_globin As a recently divorced man, I'd avoid recently divorced men as much as possible.

[Infosec Charlatan @Helter27]

@3rdchancelife @PDXJenni Explosives is my vote.

[Infosec Charlatan @Helter27]

@raekennedy_ @HonestPassion13 There's like, zero sausage in that gravy. Possibly negative sausage. We need a do over.

[Infosec Charlatan @Helter27]

@bettersafetynet I report the number of folks who reported the phish. That's a much better metric, and more productive behavior to focus on.

[Infosec Charlatan @Helter27]

@Truxillogical @girldrawsghosts Glass Onion really nailed it.

[Infosec Charlatan @Helter27]

@LizzyStarrrdust Kinda just existing confidently and comfortably. Hot af.

[Infosec Charlatan @Helter27]

@SpiritedSparr0w I did almost all of the cooking for the first half of my marriage. Its kind of hilarious that there's a common perception of men being incompetent in the kitchen, when most professional kitchens are staffed primarily by men.

[Infosec Charlatan @Helter27]

@colleen_eileen Even worse, by the time it got there it wouldn't taste good.

[Infosec Charlatan @Helter27]

@RoxyTall Yes,but just to be safe you should post one with it off, so we can compare.

[Infosec Charlatan @Helter27]

@medus4_cdc @BentleyAudrey Same, favorite hands down.

[Infosec Charlatan @Helter27]

@raekennedy_ That's why I divorced her.

[Infosec Charlatan @Helter27]

@Empty_America A light pilsner is probably the hardest beer to make. Making it consistently, and having it all taste the same? Magic.

[Infosec Charlatan @Helter27]

@cboyack I experience the same thing. I think those people just don't host dinner... some folks don't like having people over.