Shelby

I'm here to make money

[Sumit @sumitsaurabh]

Parking rate double kar do
Construction ban kar do
Office crowd half kar do
Diwali pe patakhe ban kar do

Lekin anndata ko kuch mat bolo . Kya chutaipa hai BC .

[Neeraj kai @neeraj9kai]

Look at the camera quality. Aqi is not the problem we have retarded cameramen and stone age cameras

[Dr. S.Y. Quraishi @DrSYQuraishi]

Sadly people who express doubts about EVMs before the election, coolly forget when they win with the same EVMs! No regret or apology!

[Shelby @Hem7nt]

Bro if your margin 0.5% then you are not doing business it's a Free service, and MDR yet to start

[Pritesh Lakhani @priteshlakhani]

UPI MDR ate 94% of our margins.

We earn ₹50 on a ₹10,000 order. From Oct 15, UPI takes ₹47.20 of it.

Pneucons earns 0.5% commission on the order value before tax.

The math:
Customer pays: ₹10,000 + 18% GST = ₹11,800
We earn: 0.5% of ₹10,000 = ₹50
UPI MDR: 0.4% of ₹11,800 = ₹47.20
Left: ₹2.80

That's 94% of our margin gone on every UPI order above ₹2,000.

It's worse because MDR is charged on the GST too: we earn on ₹10,000 but pay MDR on ₹11,800. That costs us an extra ₹7.20.

The ₹8.50 GST on MDR is claimable, but it's paid upfront. That's working capital stuck on every order.

@kushgrwl bhai was confident fintech will bear the cost for the data they get while i was of an opinion they will also add their own mark up on top of it. Turns out we both are wrong.

[greg @greg16676935420]

“Super Intelligence”

[Alessà Yildiziano @Yildizianismo]

Stagioni da produttore di motori in F1:

•Ferrari: 77 stagioni
•RB: 1 stagione

Ho finito vostro onore.

[Motorsport Planet @Motorsport_Plan]

Imagínense al gran Enzo Ferrari viendo esto: un motor hecho por una marca de bebidas energéticas destrozando en la recta a su motor Ferrari 💀

[v. Jatin @JatinTweets_]

The Burning Train (1980) 🎬

[POLICE COMMISSIONERATE AGRA @agrapolice]

सोशल मीडिया के माध्यम से अजयवीर सिंह उर्फ जय सिंह राठौड़ नामक व्यक्ति द्वारा अपनी 12 वर्षीय बहन को ‘ग्लूकोमा’/‘विट्रियस हेमरेज’ जैसी बीमारी से पीड़ित बताकर, उसके आंखों के उपचार के नाम पर फर्जी दस्तावेज तैयार कर, आमजन की भावनाओं से खिलवाड़ करते हुए लोगों से गलत तरीके से धनराशि (Crowd Funding) प्राप्त किए जाने संबंधी शिकायत प्राप्त हुई थी।

उक्त शिकायत का थाना बाह पुलिस द्वारा तत्काल संज्ञान लेते हुए प्राप्त तहरीर के आधार पर संबंधित व्यक्ति के विरुद्ध सुसंगत धाराओं में अभियोग पंजीकृत करते हुए अभियुक्त को गिरफ्तार किया गया है तथा अग्रिम वैधानिक कार्यवाही प्रचलित है।

@DeepakKumarIPS #UPPolice

[ghatak @Neetivaan]

what drove him?

the entitlement of getting more by scoring less and the haraamkh0ro which is embedded in most from a "particular community", acting as leeches, caught, deleted yourself out of shame and still acting as some victim.

freeloader leeches destroying merit and my country.

[r/Idc🎳. @dudeitsokay]

"sabse jyada IAS hamare yaha se aate hai"

bhai tbhi desh ki maa chudi padi hai.

[दिव्या @divya_16_]

Fcuking liars, it's written on their faces. Leeches, parasites that play with their own kids lives.

[Hardik Rajgor @Hardism]

I once had an interview with Azeem when I was looking for my first job.

I was young, excited, wanting to become a writer.

East India Comedy used to work from a 3-BHK at the time. Sahil Shah had helped me land the interview.

Azeem looks at my CV and the first thing he tells me is - "I have blocked you on Twitter."

I thought it was a strange way to begin an interview. I had never interacted with him on Twitter. We never had even an exchange or any conversation.

So he opens my profile on his laptop, unblocks me (so he can access the Tweets) and then scrolls down and reads a few tweets till he finds one particular tweet and says - "Ah yes, it was this one."

AIB at that time had made a video where they made jokes on cows / gaumutra in the sketch. I had put out a tweet stating that it was easy for comics to make jokes on Hinduism but I've never seen them take such liberty with other religions / faiths / beliefs. And that they were not equal opportunity offenders.

I was asked to 'explain' this tweet. And so I did. And it led to a discussion and argument for over 10 minutes, where I was repeatedly told I was wrong, after which the interview ended. I had applied to be a 'writer' and I was asked nothing about it - what I had written, what I wanted to write, my skillsets and so no. Nothing.

I was too young to be confident or have strong self belief, and I walked out thinking maybe I shouldn't have put out that tweet - it cost me this job.

What I found strange even back then, was that a person much senior to me in the profession, would be fixated on some tweet, and was not open to another opinion or point-of-view that was different from his.

Surely, it would help to have people with different views writing for a news satire show?

I was naive.

The goal is never diversity of thought or opinion.

The view or angle is always pre-decided. All they need is people to further it.

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Those two kids in jamui if Sanjay succeeded in his mission

[Rahul Shivshankar @RShivshankar]

CCTV CAPTURES SAHIL WAKODE IN EXAM HALL LOOKING AT OBJECT KEPT IN HIS POCKET.
Sources tell @shawansen that CCTV footage has emerged as a crucial piece of evidence in the Crime Branch probe into the death of IIT Bombay student Sahil Wakode.
Between 12:30 PM and 12:45 PM, with around 15 minutes left for the exam, Sahil was seen bending down and looking at something kept in his pocket.
A professor then questioned Sahil and took him aside, away from the other students.
After leaving the examination hall, Sahil was seen walking across the campus before entering his hostel room at around 1:25 PM.
Sources say he did not leave the room thereafter.

[Abhijit Chavda @AbhijitChavda]

It's out in the open now. Anti-Indian racism is the Trump regime's official policy.

[creator_op @creator_op1]

The IIT Bombay faculty is protesting in support of Professor Suryanarayan Dulla and against the false allegations levyed under sc/st act's provisions.

[Varsh @infinite_varsh]

r/iitbombay

overton window is shifting.

keep agitating.

[Venkatesh Alla @venkat_fin9]

The IIT Bombay professor should seriously consider taking legal action against the parents and the institution if false or baseless cases were filed against him. Enough is enough, weaponizing legal provisions against someone without evidence must have consequences.

[Nabaarun Barooah @BarooahNabaarun]

If you’re upper-caste + male in this country, the day isn’t far when you’ll have to start wearing body cams (with high quality audio). Absolute banana republic!