Diary of Hemipraiz

Political scientists, Writer

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

How do we even explain to non football fans that it’s Messi that has a World Cup not Ronaldo? 😭

Na dem get World Cup, na dem de cry since 😂

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

If the person is Muslim, attend their burial. Beforethey are laid to rest, an announcement is usually made asking whether the deceased owed anyone money. If yes, family is expected to settle the debt.

[B🇪🇸 @BlSBAAS]

I knew these words could never come out of the mouth of a man

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

Kuramo wey I go, if you see your teacher cry because the class is out of control, better just change school.

[Sulaiman Uwaisu Idris @KafinHausaa]

They caught a young herder after his animals accidentally wandered into a farm. The villagers told him, "The Village Head has ordered that if anyone's animals enter a farm, the animals will be seized and slaughtered."

In a hilarious response, the young nomad said:

"Please, just take this stick and beat me up instead of slaughtering my goat. I'd rather lose my head than lose this goat!" 😂

[Meeps🇨🇦 @courtesyofu]

So I wasn’t even going to tell anyone, but today we went to a yard sale & a little girl was selling lemonade for .50 c.I handed her a $20, said to keep the change & guys, she burst out crying!Said she needed exactly $20 to buy her Barbie dream house. Best 20 spot I ever spent.😭

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

leave is over… na my mama die, not my sense of humor

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

If I’m any of these boys fathers, I would retire from my workplace and just kneel down and be thanking God for my good fortune

[Lady Jay 💜🎀 @___ayomie]

I cover you and your family with the blood of Jesus

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

I fit tell you say I like dark skinned men, make you later see me with light skinned men.

I’m not a woman of my word.
Na who treat me right be my person😂🤲🏾

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatesder4]

I pity who wan follow this boy argue Ronaldo again
That “you don use Messi make money before?” go slap like mad 😭😭😭😭😭

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

If I get a penny each time some of you clowns mistake me for Ugo, I’d be a millionaire soon😂

[EddieComeGetMe @TheTitanFord]

Randomly remember my cousin and i accepting 15k for a nollywood crew to shoot a movie in our living room back in secondary school. Scenes when my dad was watching a movie and saw his house on tv one random afternoon. My cousin and i didn’t go home that day.

[Muiz @vibew_muiz]

Nah me first rent self con here o

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

This is British, not Lekki British.

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

i raise you companion. ever since my aunty in her 50s introduced her sneaky link to me as her companion, i adopted it

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

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[buzor @buzor042_]

If you're a Ronaldo fan in Enugu please come ogbete market come beat thief.

[Somi❤️ @SomiEkhasomhi]

There was a guy on TikTok who said his father converted from Islam to Christianity because he lied on his asylum claim that he was a persecuted Christian, then started reading the Bible to prepare for any Bible questions in his asylum interview. Anyway, he started reading and was like…

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

e get as you go dey live your life, you go know say somethings no fit happen to you.

when no be say the girl mama no dey pray??