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I am Hemish, what more do you need?

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@JulieBanderas @OutnumberedFNC @FoxNews If she drinks as much as you, can I date your daughter?

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My Ice cream sundae had a planter that said "cum of sum young guy....and the first cherry he popped".

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@vito423 @BlaineKAyers @FOXSoccer I think Boomer was referring to "The Closet".

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CAPTION CONTEST!

"I don't know what the hell, I was goin to see a superhero movie when they dragged me in this place with all these people wearing pink! They told me I was the center of attention".

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@DineshDSouza She is gay, black, dumb and wears a Raggedy Ann wig. She checks a LOT of boxes!

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@BoSnerdley Republicans are as Rush so eloquently put it, are the "Washington Generals" going up against the "Harlem Globetrotters". Republicans are happy sitting in the background as their stocks increase and they do nothing. D.C. It's not a state, its a DISEASE!

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@DineshDSouza It worked for her! Let her do it again.

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@grahamallen She would be hot, if not for her tattoos.

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@BoSnerdley The movie "The Goonies" called and asked for their "Sloth" back. Not to mention, the hoodie department cannot make a 5XL Hoodie! Just too bad.

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@w_terrence Did that happen?

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@BoSnerdley I think Whoopi uses an enema filled with hallucinogenics. This lady (or man) is of her (or his) rocker!

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@BoSnerdley @americanwire_ $1 Million, $250 Million, $2 Billion, $250...The reparations crowd will always want more. I wasn't alive during the slave era, nor were my parents or grandparents.

So, my tax dollars must go to these people who probably don't have any slave blood!

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I always knew something was brewing from the Canadians. With all the pleasant attitudes and what not. They unleashed THIS upon the rest of the world in the early 1980's!

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@yoyokadrums @rarejob_jp ^^^^^EXACTLY!^^^^^

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@BuckSexton If they removed the WIGS for one day, it would really be the VIEW!

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@laurenboebert Rick Moranis

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@RubinReport ...Only a gay guy would say that! LOL! I am so SICK of FIRSTS!!!! Soon, it will be the first "Transgender, African, White Woman 12 Year old to fart on the moon...When will this end????

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12 Monkeys, 5th Element, 6th Sense, Ocean's 12, 16 Blocks, The Whole 10 Yards, Catch .44, Expendables 2, Red 2, Once Upon a time in Venice, 10 minutes gone, etc. Anyway, I am seeing a pattern. But Glass, 6th Sense and 12 Monkey's, Armageddon were my favorites. 76.44

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Goodbye Bruce Willis. I hope his family takes this well. It must be devastating! I remember having to go to bed when Moonlighting was on. I would secretly sit at the top of the steps and listen to the episode. Die Hard, eh...but...