Hemlock III

new Twitter for the 3rd damn time.

[Hemlock III @HemlockKeanu]

“The Indigenous urge to be ranked Onxy on @Halo “ -River Flo

[B @bmore_sports8]

I asked AI to make a video if NFL players flopped like soccer players and this is what it gave me

[Gage 〽️ @MGoBlue_Gage]

Finland takes 4 straight penalties to end the game…no nation has ever been carried by officials like Canada the last two games in the 3rd period

[Hemlock III @HemlockKeanu]

@akafaceUS This video is proof of everything wrong with insurance companies

[Hemlock III @HemlockKeanu]

Drake Maye in the pocket during the Super Bowl

[The Goochyssey @bobgoochman]

“Joe Burrow drops back”

[Hemlock III @HemlockKeanu]

@70s90s Cat helicopter , it's like the top 3 that come up lol

[Calvin (tyler loop enthusiast) @FlockCwood]

Dan Orlovsky voted for his former teammate who he shares an agent with over Drake Maye because of strength of schedule

Dan Orlovsky voted for his buddy who plays for the team that employs him over Lamar Jackson DESPITE strength of schedule.

Take his vote away

[TheFlockOpinion @TheFlockOpinion]

Born before the discovery of gravity and still never witnessed a Buffalo Bills Super Bowl.

[MayeIsKing @MayeIsKing_]

ann michael maye locking in to make the best chicken noodle soup of all time https://t.co/9zYzoMoJ1K

[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

HOT TAKE:

9-5 with a high salary is better than owning your own business.

[Hemlock III @HemlockKeanu]

I love every RE but I don't like puzzles in my horror zombie games. I find it slows the gameplay down. The puzzles are not hard, but boring.

[ash @lovefooIishh]

we listen and we don’t judge: Resident Evil edition

[TheFib: Tuna Hater @thefib0624]

Fun fact is Maye had 0 turnovers. Maybe Josh should’ve tried that.

[Hemlock III @HemlockKeanu]

@SlayingQueen4u @shigeoreum I also wanna play 2 but haven't gotten through 1 yet lol

[Rasheebeers @RasheeClears]

“Hailee how many turnovers did Josh have today?”

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

Being a step dad at 25 ain't it man. Your first born being her third child is even worse.

[Hemlock III @HemlockKeanu]

@Oreofirelight @chuuuuuuuuuch Stafford's knee went for -2 after being told to manipulate sports books, something Drake Maye would never do.

[Hemlock III @HemlockKeanu]

@MattLeinartQB Brady
Montana
Elway
Mahomes
Manning
Marino
Rogers
Brees
Favre
Young
At least 3-4 more honorable mentions before Stafford... what are we doing here

[Hemlock III @HemlockKeanu]

@maxisdaddy69 @SleeperNFL I have both players what do I do