Eliah Drinkabeer

Boyfriend, son, Christ follower. Head unemployed individual in the city of St. Louis. Go Togers!

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

Vocatus atqua non vocatus deus aderit

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

@BarrybBenson90 It’s almost disrespectful not to

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

Filling. Whirlwind. Roller Coaster. Peak. Your mother #connections #yourmom

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

@RyanFitzfaggit Overshadowed by LB3 last year, he’ll get his notice this year with his lean gut and still outrunning everyone

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

I shit you not I just drove past a dude on the highway driving shirtless watching porn on his phone up on his steering wheel and beating his shit… I am appalled #freaks #incel #disgusting

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

@CoachDrinkwitz Hey Coach!

I love the Togers outfit, I do think some black air force ones would fit much better with your color scheme though #foodforthought

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

There’s nothing funnier than seeing the course marshal drive around yesterday to wish every old man golfing some happy holidays #juneteenth2025

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

@dan_quotes69 Holy fuck. That table has seen more shit than an airport bathroom. Love that guy #rip

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

Practing the Texas wedge today. Always good to have this one in the bag #neverknow #Oakmont #USOpen

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

Watching all these stupid sloots post about ICE deporting ILLEGAL immigrants takes me back to the black square days #retards

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

Huge news for your no nonsense no nicotine journey #riseup #makeastand #justsayno @RyanFitzfaggit

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

The container my new pot is in was so hard to open I felt like a monkey earning my treat for doing a puzzle #smart #learning #puzzle #yummytreat

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

Only down for a measly 3 years! Wonder what route they decided to take after bringing her up… #deals @JanduskySerry

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

I think I just found @RyanFitzfaggit’s burner #incel

[🆎 @theABinKC]

#fountainsup

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

@JanduskySerry Maybe get it right the first time you fucking faggot

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

Rents are closing on the house this week. You already know I had to come over and drop one last meat missile in the toilet #sendoff #poop #sad

[Magills @magills_]

ok this one is true

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

The lady implored that she drives this morning and not even 20 yards later she’s scraping the side of her car on a dumpster… #women

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

Just got home. Ring camera said motion detected. Can’t even grind in silence no more 🤦‍♂️ #wayyup #bands #igotmotion

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

@RyanFitzfaggit @JanduskySerry #WarOnAnts makes me realize this battle is being fought across Twitter. Stay frosty soldier

[Eliah Drinkabeer @Hemorrhoid4Real]

And you’re out here destroying such an intelligent life form… where is your empathy @RyanFitzfaggit

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

They are ants solving a geometric problem and it is great in color.