tim osman

pollution denier, anatidaephobic

[tim osman @Hen13048770]

If you don't take your dream seriously, then life will take it away.....
And give it to someone, who is really serious about it and you will be stuck watching them...

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@EYHUisME The foamposites are breeding with the shiestys

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@RealAlexJones Where’s da curve tho?

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@poorteffy As unintelligible written as they were in the song.

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@MoundLore The scuba divers hidden Mickey

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@Madonna Don’t forget to use code MADONNASH1LL at checkout

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Theyfab is amazingly somehow a worse gender than woman.

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@NightSkyToday This is almost as dangerous of a concept as saying “I have information that’ll lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton”

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@BallBoy305 Bringing a deck of cards to Vegas is like bringing sand to the beach.

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Minorities are the most oppressed minority.

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@p8stie @AccidentalBron

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@SallyMayweather Take one bite of that cake and blow this bitch up.

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@LazeFrito @AccidentalBron

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Live by the pineapple, die by the cool aid.

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The older I get the more I realize Mel Gibson was ahead of the curve.

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@RAWigger

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The Socratic method is the philosophical filibuster.

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@_MAGA_NEWS_ Of course it’s on 6/26 they picked their area code instead of their emergency number.

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@found_it_funny @RAWigger So, you’re saying your body is not your choice???

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Profoundly obese or morbidly retarded

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Which one hits harder morbidly obese or profoundly retarded?

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>Intravenous puff bar.