Benji

sureis a doctorate

[Benji @HenBepler]

Hate that they deleted this scene from the Odyssey

[Benji @HenBepler]

Brought a single reusable grocery bag to Sam’s Club and they shot me

[Benji @HenBepler]

Dang dan. Even after we named our library after you?

[Dan Mullen @CoachDanMullen]

@nolanrichardsin 0.0 interest in Arkansas. Thanks for the shout out though. Y’all need to hire Gus Malzahn.

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

We simply can’t have a Punt Returner in a XXXL Uniform 😂

[Benji @HenBepler]

Finally a better one shot than 1917

[Arkansas Baseball @RazorbackBSB]

The Omahogs Walk

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Weird stat: Shedeur Sanders is 1st player in college football history to have his number retired & not be selected 5 days later in NFL Draft's 1st round

[Benji @HenBepler]

Hogs by 90 tonight

[John Nabors @JohnNaborsShow]

Hogs by 90.

[Benji @HenBepler]

@DevlinHodges10

[Benji @HenBepler]

I’ll never be accepted into high class bc no matter what setting I’m in, I’m gonna tell you your truffle fries smell and taste like burps

[Benji @HenBepler]

@andytorres_a @MattBergbauer That’s huge man! Congrats

[Benji @HenBepler]

Some miner in PA:

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

MASSIVE LITHIUM FIND IN PENNSYLVANIA COULD MEET 40% OF U.S. DEMAND

[Benji @HenBepler]

One of the worst feelings is when a car parks on the line so YOU have to park on the line, then you get back to your car and see that first car left so you look like the douchebag who can’t park. Trickle down douchebaggery

[Benji @HenBepler]

@andytorres_a ‘s work almost got me rooting for the Chiefs… almost

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Take it by storm.

[Benji @HenBepler]

Not sure when “touch grass” became such a popular expression but it’s given me the motivation to start using “jackwagon” again

[Benji @HenBepler]

Sigh…

[Benji @HenBepler]

Going from a small town to a metro area is nice. One of my coworker’s high school news story was when their friend’s dad got caught embezzling. My high school news story is when a kid brought a raccoon in a trap to his shop class and the teacher killed it with a nail gun…

[Benji @HenBepler]

And my RBs didn’t even get 5 points…

[Mason Dodd @MasonDoddFFN]

There has to be someone who had DJ Moore , George Kittle & JaMarr Chase drop 130 points on them

That poor soul will probably never play fantasy football again

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Detroit Lions’ center Frank Ragnow is the Week 4 NFLPA Community MVP after hosting eight grieving families for a day of fishing, games, a boat tour and gifts in memory of their loved ones. Another Lions’ win.

[Benji @HenBepler]

Chad Morris has been at Clemson for 2 months and they already lost to Duke and only put up one touchdown

[Benji @HenBepler]

My dream goal is to buy a ski resort solely so I can name one of the ski lifts Gondoleeza Rice