Hěn⭒🕷⭒

back alley bbl vendor

[Hěn⭒🕷⭒ @HenXin3]

I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

when you turn 22 they take it all

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

I’m going to do this and then abandon the child just to prove a point

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

It’s anti art when your girlfriend goes to the bathroom during a movie you like and says you don’t have to pause it

[harem @zardarky]

dawg this pic always kills me man

[mimi @lightnds]

i’m the only person on earth who is right about everything

[💚🇨🇩 @diorfraud]

when 80% of ya friends don't play fighting games anymore so now u subjected to play against niggas online who don't have anything to live for

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

you’re going to be fine. eventually you’ll meet a girl who’s willing to make the first couple of hundred moves and you’ll be fine

[Hěn⭒🕷⭒ @HenXin3]

“Sponsored results”

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

Nobody is complaining loudly enough that Wikipedia is sometimes no longer even on the first page of google results. Like what the hell are we doing

[Hěn⭒🕷⭒ @HenXin3]

@imknoin It’s 2026 roadside assistance exists

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Cockblocking implies the existence of cockparrying with precise timing

[. @playboicurrryy]

when you got 5 health problems u jus ignoring

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Playing poker and any time I get a bad card I yell "FUCK!"

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

how it feels to interact with anybody ever

[Mina Ashiwoke 🇨🇳🇵🇷🇩🇴🇮🇳 @Wokelander_alt3]

Calling yourself a gamer when you don't play games is like calling yourself a vegan when you jerk off dead squirrels

[NINEOUH🔻 @NineOuh90]

Bring back the ball & gun niggas, at least they actually play video games.

[Hěn⭒🕷⭒ @HenXin3]

Why the FUCK is there a search assist for a search engine

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

how it feels to use twitter

[. @Fimiye]

one of you is going to betray me