Henry Listenberger

Master of Arts in Classical Education, Hillsdale College

[Molly Kate Listenberger @MKListee]

Thrilled to be working with @JoinYoungVoices on this exciting new venture! If you are a YV alumn or current contributor with something to say about the changing state of media today, pitch us your idea at [email protected]

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

She wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts, she's cheer captain and I'm Aragorn son of Arathorn and am called Elessar, the Elfstone, Dúnadan, the heir of Isildur Elendil's son of Gondor

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

2020 summed up in book titles

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

Draft Level: Chris Ballard

[riley sciarappa @EndOfDaysWoman]

did EVERYONE have an English teacher that changed their life?

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

Jerry is annoyed his girlfriend only washes her hands the length of the Kit Kat jingle

George accuses a co-worker with allergies of having “corona cough”

Elaine wants to break up with her boyfriend but he’s quarantined

Kramer starts making his own hand sanitizer in his bathtub

[PFF @PFF]

PFF 101 best players in football

11: Quenton Nelson

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Shakespeare writing a play in which someone dies an easily preventable death due to a minor misunderstanding

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

🙏

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Congratulations on your retirement, and a great career Eli! Not going to lie though, I wish you hadn’t won any Super Bowls.

[PFF @PFF]

Punter of the decade, cuzzo!

[Tony Dungy @TonyDungy]

Manning played against Brady 5 times in the playoffs. Manning won 3, Brady won 2. Is that your definition of “Patriots owning”?

[preston @prestovision]

first wiseman: i brought you gold

second wiseman: i brought you frankincense

third wiseman: i brought you myrrh

fourth wiseman: i made you these jorts myself

mary: [to the guy writing the bible] don’t write that last one down

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

🚨 SOCIAL VOTING IS NOW WORTH 𝗗𝗢𝗨𝗕𝗟𝗘! 🚨

1 RETWEET = 2 VOTES

#ProBowlVote Kenny Moore II
#ProBowlVote Justin Houston
#ProBowlVote Quenton Nelson
#ProBowlVote Darius Leonard

[Henry Listenberger @Hen_List]

@tatalie_naylor Don’t forget about the cheese

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

🎥 Now available on Fieri+