Lt (ir)Rev Hendel

No matter where you go, there you are. There's nothing wrong with going nowhere, if you're going fast. But drink up. There's always a boom tomorrow. Dude/Dude.

[Lt (ir)Rev Hendel @Hendel]

I very rarely waste my time on this dumpster fire anymore - fuck Space Karen for destroying what used to be a site worth visiting. I'm hendel @bsky .social and @mastodon.social - find me there and maybe we can all re-create the best parts of what Twitter used to be.

[Lt (ir)Rev Hendel @Hendel]

And we're fucking speedrunning it in 20 years, not 500. 🤦‍♂️🤬

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

Idiocracy was a shockingly accurate documentary.

[Eddie Smith @eddsmitty]

I am 💀! South Park just went in on Trump.

Please share before it's taken down. Pffft!🤣

[Lt (ir)Rev Hendel @Hendel]

“A plague o' both your houses!” 🥹🎉

[Lt (ir)Rev Hendel @Hendel]

Fuck. Space. Nazi. Karen. 🤨

[B.J. Blazkowicz @MuricaLover1960]

#NoMoreNazis

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“It was an accident!! He’s autistic!!”

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Republican Senator John Cornyn just announced that he would like the House Ethics Committee to release the findings of the Matt Gaetz investigation. It sure looks like Republicans are going to sink one of Trump’s first nominees.

[Just saying @kangaroos991]

Drop a 💙 if you're with @MarkHamill! 💙

[Lt (ir)Rev Hendel @Hendel]

@imagetasks Minor feature request - recognize .cbz and treat them exactly like .zip? Slightly more ambitious request, add the ability to view both .rar and .cbr? Please?

[Lt (ir)Rev Hendel @Hendel]

I’ll point out that #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet for free. 🤨🖕🍊🤡

[Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente]

OMG I want to tell you about the coolest thing I've learned about in a hot minute! (Maybe everyone already knows about this, but it's new to me AND I LIKE LEARNING STUFF LET'S GO ON A JOURNEY OF EXPLOSIVE DISCOVERY TOGETHER)

SO. Under the precise right (or very wrong) conditions, natural deposits of uranium can develop spontaneous nuclear fission chain reactions identical to the kind we make on purpose in modern nuclear reactors.

*This has already happened at least once.* About 1.7 billion years ago in Oklo, Gabon.

[Lt (ir)Rev Hendel @Hendel]

Wasted far too much time just now with the damned @CapitalOne (a mostly online bank without an actual branch anywhere near me) app's mobile deposit repeatedly insisting that the perfectly clear check photos I re-took at least a dozen times were "too blurry". 🤨

[Lt (ir)Rev Hendel @Hendel]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/QoHFHhHwF3

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

A perfect summary of why we are still in the hellscape. They let it happen. Now, they’re going to witness the consequences of their cowardice as Trump’s loss sweeps their candidates out to sea.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

We all know what she was thinking because we were all thinking it too.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

I'm very happy, but I am stuck with the George Carlin "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."