Chris Henderson

The king of wishful thinking!

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@maxrushden Tattoos…A guy I know (Sunderland fan) used to proudly show off his tattooless upper arm and tell people it was a tattoo of Newcastle’s trophy cabinet. Fair play to him though, as last year he had a small ink job of the Carabou cup under his arm pit. Splendid stuff!

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Rayan ExfoliAit-Nouri

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@maxrushden @BakersTweet Skincare Footballers: Zit Symons, Jackie Acne-Mara

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Myself and my son were gripped by his victory in ‘How tall are they?’ when he received a late call up and put on quite a show. We miss Gary and his intro music which is iconic. Can we get Gary back on air? #DoYouHaveToGaryGinger

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@maxrushden @BakersTweet Morning lads. I feel I should preface this question by revealing that my commitment to Saturday morning radio has sipped of late but I’ve not heard any Gary Ginger content recently.

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@maxrushden @BakersTweet Am I too late? Vino Baggio, Pierre Van Sauv Blank, John Arne Riesling…thank you!

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@maxrushden @BakersTweet Samuel Clarineto’o, Jens Cor Ang-lehman, Glockenspiel-an Meslier!

I appreciate I’m late to the party, have a splendid

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@Morrisons Posting comments from people whose cards worked and had a chunky discount, that should help the moods of the thousands that didn’t! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@Morrisons You should probably let people know that they will be charged full price even with a more card. Everyone this morning found out at the til that More Cards are about as useful as a Blockbuster Video card. Shambles 😡

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@maxrushden Would you rather fight one Chris Eagles sized duck or 100 duck sized Chris Eagles’?

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Doug had one helluva Ute! 🛻

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@maxrushden last week it was 35 years since Doug and Pam Willis bought 28 Ramsey Street from Des Clarke. Poor Des was never the same after we lost Daphne. 🥲
Happy Desiversary!

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@MikeBubbins Elis James v Azumah Nelson

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@MikeBubbins @distantpod Tyson looking old…I think he’s fucked it!

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@maxrushden @BakersTweet Jason Tindall as the flair bartender, dancing shirtless atop a flaming bar! 🔥 #PepsPremierGarageParty

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@BakersTweet A rinfgul of Charlie’s…sounds like a box office hit!

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@maxrushden @BakersTweet Scott Minto just said that he thinks Bournemouth finding a way to win against Everton was the ‘right thing to do’. Is finding a way to win ever the wrong thing to do?

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Sam HamamCheese roll, Pieman Jordan

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@maxrushden @BakersTweet Bake Mansoor, Elton Scone

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The first thing I want the new government to do is to locate @DanHanzus, @greggrosenthal and @MarcSessler! #Priorities