Joseppi Hendo

Won so many club championships I've lost count 👑 Longest in the NE 🚀 Ups driver, never missed a delivery 📦

[Joseppi Hendo @HendoPosty1]

Well my loyal followers the big day is here. The one you have all been waiting for…. Henderson’s pockets watches launches 🚀 Never will time keeping be an issue again #OnTheClock

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Something tells me Anthony Lewis is back from his holiday #MoreMoneyMoreProblems

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Just scorched one 526 straight into Davey Arch’s back garden, wait until Denny’s mam hears 🥳 Poor girls just dried herself up from last week 💦

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Apparently Nath Brown has invited me to play warkworth invitation day. No way can I stomach 18 holes watching him putt like he’s got cerebral palsy

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Small bit of advice to all you mere mortals thinking of entering the presidents bowl. Don’t bother. I’m playing so it’s already wrapped up baby 🏆 Gary Henderson has more chance of winning a long drive competition #150YardMaxOut

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Hendys secret weapon revealed 🪄

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Man U are a shambles. Do they not know you cant just spend your way out of being shit. They only need to ask Anthony Lewis about that #MoreMoneyMoreProblemsBaby

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Does anyone have any contact information for Lister? Got a -6 card from 2017 I want him to verify #EG #chopchop #forgery

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Wayne Ga Ga Gair calling himself the postman is like Adam Johnson saying he’s a better paedophile than Jimmy Saville #YoureJustNotMeBro

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Just been casting my eye over some nasa space capsule launches on YT. Spectacular viewing. Haven’t seen anything rise that quickly since Bam Bams handicap in early 2022 #HoustonWeHaveAProblem

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🎼 Hoody hoody hoody can’t you see, sometimes your shorts just hypnotise me 🎼 #BermudaBaby

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Eagerly awaiting Hendys next supplementary, only thing more crooked than his England golf is the Goose’s teeth #burntfence

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It’s about as wet as Denny’s mams knickers when she sees me hit bombs today

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Checking out the fixtures for next season. Archibald’s lamp is the standout. Dave better have it spit shined. The plan is to melt it down and turn it into a Prince Albert. #cockring #royalist

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Hoody in the bermudas again today. Is there anyone with a worse dress sense

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Practice done for the night. 8 hours in the bank. Passed Hendy on my way to the car, didn’t say a word just stared him down. Haven’t seen his legs shake that much since the last time I saw him looking for his ball in the rough. #shakeyleg

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Weather update: Don’t worry Alnmouth residents, you aren’t experiencing a meteor shower, it’s just me sending missiles down the range #BombSquad

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Has anyone seen the Goose? Hes been missing since he bottled playing me in the champ

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Just stormed the pro shop. Challenged Clem and Mather to some 1on1 action. Both just stood there shaking, I’m the alpha around here #AlphaDog #1

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For all those concerned, I’m making a slow steady recovery after last week’s incident. I wish people could just accept I’m the best, jealous attacks are becoming all to frequent #Chokeslam #BamBam