seth henenberg

whoopa

[seth henenberg @HenenbergSeth]

If you stop at a yellow light your moms a hoe

[seth henenberg @HenenbergSeth]

When a women says I’ll get ready fast translates to is a whole jar of salsa a bag of chips and a 12 pack

[Wildcat Cale @WildcatCale]

Hotter than a mooses coochie or whatever alan jackson said

[Gracie May @Gracie_m_roth]

Hot girls listen to Gary P. Nunn

[seth henenberg @HenenbergSeth]

@GatlinFreeman15 Simp

[seth henenberg @HenenbergSeth]

Pay one bill just to pay another

[seth henenberg @HenenbergSeth]

@RobertsMaeson They’ll just tell you drink cause you have “anxiety “

[seth henenberg @HenenbergSeth]

Only one way to drive when your breaks don’t work and that’s to the floor

[seth henenberg @HenenbergSeth]

@GatlinFreeman15 @fn_2019

[Kody Goodin @KodyGoodin]

Ol blue berry

[seth henenberg @HenenbergSeth]

@Gracie_m_roth That would have hurt but my love handles didn’t let it get too deep 😌

[seth henenberg @HenenbergSeth]

Play something we know

[seth henenberg @HenenbergSeth]

Sad day sold my mini van

[audrey loye @AudreyHenenberg]

*someone talking to my mom about @HenenbergSeth*
“have you ever thought about neutering him before he starts reproducing? you don’t want anymore of him running around do ya?”

[Gracie May @Gracie_m_roth]

That’s my training method on how to stop one from pawing

[seth henenberg @HenenbergSeth]

Happy 4 of July

[seth henenberg @HenenbergSeth]

Well known at every Mexican restaurant in town

[seth henenberg @HenenbergSeth]

Went to a buffet that served beer ...game changer

[seth henenberg @HenenbergSeth]

@DriggersSkyler @stockshowgurl I mean it’s more important than what their name is 🤷🏻‍♂️