Henry

Never overestimate me again

he/him

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Just regurgitated some stomach acid

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@johngreen Congrats on releasing the #1 new viral disease, John

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I just solved #GoogleSolitaire in just 91 moves!
https://t.co/GfkR23nOuf

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YouTube (funny videos that I pour my life into): https://t.co/Ll6ljBtxx6
Instagram (Incredibly cryptic video updates): https://t.co/SMbkIEfmeX
Reddit (Mostly empty but maybe one day it won't be): https://t.co/dkNuP5wboc
Tumblr (Empty): find it yourself

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@tysxlam

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Overthrow Stephen King and start a Stephen Republic

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None of you have genders, is this true

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The statute of liberty and the statue of limitations

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“You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you enjoy its delicious raspberry flavor yum yum!!!"
-Matrix Man

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This bath bomb I bought has ZERO GUNPOWDER in it, I feel ripped off. I want to become a lifeless pile of flesh and wet porcelain.

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Grandmothers are not called grandmothers because they are a grander version of mothers, they are called grandmothers because they will be the one to summon the GRAND MOTH into the sky, bringing about the end of days

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The time is fast approaching.

https://t.co/wLGVU87hWp

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Talk shit on America all you want but 25 out of the 27 amendments are absolute bangers

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One second from every video I have made

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Stupid idiot
Doesn't even have thumbs
Open a door, loser
I bet you can't

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Fun birthday gift idea: Schrödinger's cat. Inside the box is a cat that may or may not be dead. Happy birthday.

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"Guys, gals and non-binary pals" isn't all-inclusive because it doesn't include my many non-binary enemies

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Yeeeeah fuck up that sleep schedule, fuck it up gooooood, I can get so much done if I just stay up until 5 AM, why didn't I think of this sooner, I'm a genius

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@zooeyaf How are you the funniest person, I do not understand