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I identify as a silly/goose 🛸stay little and in the middle⚡️

[3 Screw Sarah @HenkSarah]

How am I supposed to read a cow when I’m dyslexic

[3 Screw Sarah @HenkSarah]

If no one else can ride it I’d say ur not an awesome horse trainer

[3 Screw Sarah @HenkSarah]

@camstyron I’m sorry I’m a bit tarded and don’t go on here anymore hahaha ❤️❤️❤️

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Yes I do look just as dumb as I drive

[3 Screw Sarah @HenkSarah]

@camstyron Coaches don’t play in the game baby

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I bring a certain silly goose vibe to the function

[3 Screw Sarah @HenkSarah]

If you can’t be the sharpest tool in the shed you can always be the hoe

[3 Screw Sarah @HenkSarah]

Military grade pussy

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My boss told me I get like a cattle dog when we work cattle and I guess that adds up because I do in fact got that dawg in me

[3 Screw Sarah @HenkSarah]

I just wanna know who thought a round stirrup would be good for a flat foot

[3 Screw Sarah @HenkSarah]

How am I supposed to pop my pussy in these conditions

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More like on track to be a below average bridle horse

[MARY @h0neywiine]

“On track for the futurities”

My brother in Christ the horse is SIX. We’re halfway through Futurity season. Your either in this thing or not at this point. 🤣

[3 Screw Sarah @HenkSarah]

@camstyron Honestly dude

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MTG smells like a house fire

[3 Screw Sarah @HenkSarah]

Remember kids always cut towards yourself and with excessive force

[3 Screw Sarah @HenkSarah]

Listen I was not bred for intelligence I was bred to be a ranch hand

[3 Screw Sarah @HenkSarah]

The line between cowy and neurotic is thin

[3 Screw Sarah @HenkSarah]

@apacheos I can only say this because I am one of the retards

[3 Screw Sarah @HenkSarah]

Horse trainers are just retards that are uncommonly good at riding horses

[3 Screw Sarah @HenkSarah]

This is how I’m built

[Kyante Wilson 🦍 @kyantewilson_]

Me singing both Timbaland and Nelly Furtado’s parts of the chorus in Promiscuous

[3 Screw Sarah @HenkSarah]

Oh to be a retired old horse grazing in a pasture