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[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

𝗕𝗲𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝟲𝟲-𝟴𝟰 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘃𝘀 𝗔𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗮:

🇦🇷 Argentina completed 122 passes
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England completed... 3 passes

[UtdArena @UtdArena]

Look at what England did straight after scoring:

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[THEO♅ʙʀoмɪc @theobromic_]

if a muslim stood up on a plane and started a monologue with “if you were to die today” they would be dragged out before they could even finish

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

When they google it and you are wrong

[too gay for this shit @itsjustme_05]

kein Problem vs. Problem

[Storch_i @Storch_i]

Stromberg-Level 5.000:

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

imagine that you're trying to shοot an indestructible christian baby

[Robbie Fox @RobbieBarstool]

Tried to recreate this in front of my fiancee but the citizen didn’t move so I just said “Watch this” and ran over someone in a wheelchair with the Batmobile

[n but with a hat @thintechgodhead]

incredible how cats can detect the softest most sensitive organs in a human body for the sole purpose of standing on them with the weight of the sun concentrated into tiny kitty paws

[KYO @ThaKidKY0_]

this video kills me all the time why does he have a 3 second realisation of his existence and forgets it a frame after

[Georg Waldmensch 🌳 @GWaldmensch]

Coronavermeidung war schon schwierig, Hantavermeidung praktisch unmöglich. Auch wenn es sehr sehr sehr schwer fällt: Versucht in den nächsten Wochen keinen, ja wirklich keinen Mäusekot zu essen oder wildlebende Mäuse abzuschlecken. #hantavirus

[Ⓜ️ayana @billiongjgly]

1. Our skeletons are wet.
2. your nose is ALWAYS in your line of sight, but your brain ignores it
3. When you receive a donated kidney, they don’t take out the bad one. They just add the good one in.
4. Your immune system doesn't know you have eyes. Otherwise, it would attack them and make you blind. injuring one eye can introduce eye bits to the bloodstream and basically give your immune system the knowledge of having eyes. then it might decide it really fucking hates that and attack your non-injured eye.

5. The quality of the male sperm is responsible for morning sickness, preeclampsia, baby’s gender and almost every single pregnancy related issue.
6. You breathe through one nostril at a time. Don’t believe me? Put your finger below your nose and try.
7. The brain itself has no nerve endings, so it can’t feel pain. That’s why patients can be wide awake during brain surgery and made to perform certain actions.
8. That ringing in silence isn’t silence
When everything is quiet and you hear a faint ringing?
That’s your brain listening to its own nervous system.
You are hearing yourself functioning.
9. You will never experience your own death.
You only experience approaching it… Then nothing.
Everyone else gets closure, stories, funerals, and memories.
You don’t.
You never know you’ve become a memory.
From your perspective, the story just stops mid-sentence.

[der dicke ronaldo @Pugatto]

die walsprengpartei zieht somit in alle 16 landtage ein

[sori @yutanat0r]

sein pr training hat autopilot gemacht bevor er überhaupt wusste was er eigentlich gefragt wurde LMAO

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

never seen someone get excommunicated by a community note

[Rheuma Kai Jr. @kai_rheuma]

jetzt in sämtliche sandbanken in der ostsee je eine nationalflagge eines wm-teilnehmers rammen und den wal zum wm-orakel machen

[Wayne Schlegel @WayneSchlegel_]

Wenn wir dem Wal immer wieder helfen, dann spricht sich das doch rum. Dann kommen erst ein paar Wale, danach Hunderte, später Tausende, aber die bleiben natürlich nur unter sich, dann fangen sie an mit ihren komischen Gesängen, und irgendwann ist hier alles voller Wale.