Hawk Williams

I'm just doing my best, you guys. A writer. They/Them.

[Hawk Williams @Henraptor]

@graylish Okay, so, TECHNICALLY this is the sequel, but I HAD to try to make this real. Apologies for the crappy sound editing.

[Hoeja Cat 🟥⭐️ @T_llulah]

Judge Bruce Hilton's number is [phone]. You'll get the office secretary, leave a message for him. Let him know!!!

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

it’s hard to think of a more underappreciated actor in history. when someone’s first ever movie is one of the best performances you’ve seen from anyone it feels like their name really needs to be on some all-time lists

[TerrorActo @TerrorActo_]

Fans de EVIL DEAD, no os perdáis BLOODY MUSCLE BODY BUILDER IN HELL.

[Hawk Williams @Henraptor]

Disney has finally captured the magical feeling of running into a coked-out celebrity in a random hotel hallway.

[AllEars.Net @AllEarsNet]

We got to MEET MICKEY MOUSE at #D23! What will @DisneyD23 have in store for the rest of the weekend to top this??

[Matt Braly @Radrappy]

ALL are welcome and an RSPV is no longer necessary. We are tracking for a HISTORIC turnout but let's keep the momentum going and really deliver a strong show of force!! You do NOT need to be a TAG member to attend - students, fans, parents, anyone can come.

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Yes, I have emphysema from my many years of smoking. I have to say that I enjoyed smoking very much, and I do love tobacco - the smell of it, lighting cigarettes on fire, smoking them - but there is a price to pay for this enjoyment, and the price for me is emphysema. I have now quit smoking for over two years. Recently I had many tests and the good news is that I am in excellent shape except for emphysema. I am filled with happiness, and I will never retire.

I want you all to know that I really appreciate your concern.

Love,

David

[Haala ⚢ @haalaphrodyke]

The Toxic Avenger still doesn't have a distributor or release date despite having a big director involved, great reviews, a relatively low budget, a stellar cast, being based on a pre-existing IP and having been finished since last year. The industry is so fucking toxic

[Hawk Williams @Henraptor]

@ProZD Turkey, brie, apple slices, fig jam, arugula.

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

Carlos Ochagavia cover art for "Dream Park" by Larry Niven & Steven Barnes, 1981

[Horror Ads🔪 @horrorads]

Tremors - Coming Soon Trailer (1990)

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Do you know what’s real? Do you know who to trust? 10 years later, the sci-fi thriller Coherence is getting a follow-up movie: https://t.co/CdyjM8sNcP

[Hawk Williams @Henraptor]

“August, may I tug on your balls for science?”
“Why, of course, August! Just don’t forget about my pubes!”

[Hawk Williams @Henraptor]

What’s better than this? Guys being dudes.

[Dr. Kelly Weinersmith @FuSchmu]

I'm reading about the history of self-experimentation (that is - instances where scientists did experiments on themselves as part of their research).

In 1886 - 2 doctors (August Brier and his assistant, August Hildebrandt) were interested in spinal anesthesia, ...

[Kent Police TWells @KentPoliceTWell]

Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. https://t.co/hPrbjaLeyU

[Justin Decloux @DeclouxJ]

GAMERA: SUPER MONSTER features one of cinema's greatest dramatic finales. PLEASE NOTE: This is how it is in the film. I have not changed anything.

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

suggesting the well-documented and photographed destruction of trans healthcare and research by the nazis "might've been a fever dream" is holocaust denial, and we shouldn't be afraid to say it loudly and repeatedly for fear of a billionaire's tortious reprisal

[𝕯𝖗 𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @OmegaBlackArt]

"Drew like a dark, fucked up version of the hamburger helper mascot haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao"

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

We have fully turned into our moms @shodell

[Chris bell @UpdateTheGrids]

i knew the ben shaprio rap reminded me of something. which is garth marenghi's dark place

[Hawk Williams @Henraptor]

@nathanwpyle “ME?!?!”