Heco

The world has gone totally bonkers…

[brick @FreeMarketDog]

So in GTA 6 I have to:

-eat
-sleep
-go to the gym
-nurture my relationship
-fill up my car with gas

Isn’t the entire point of a video game to do things you can’t do in real life? This ultra-realism shit sounds exhausting

[Gabriel Toledo @FalleNCS]

@kassad Cuz you never went searching. But you can’t find it inside your pants imagine my tweets

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Tried staying up for 24 hours to fix my sleep schedule and fell asleep at 2pm

[Coluna Vermelha @CurtaVermelha]

Hoje vamos ter dois duelos importantes:
Portugal v Colombia
Eu v Sono

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

“I have studied fortnite’s ass for years”

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

situation so groundbreaking they called in the experts

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

[N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill]

Women will never understand how truly scary it is to go out at night as a man

We have to constantly worry about being heightmogged, framemogged, facemogged…

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

The lion changes his political views on immigration in order to crack the Latina at the bar

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

fucking bitch manager told me to do something

[323 @Ggod323]

I genuinely dont remember half my life

[Gabriel Toledo @FalleNCS]

Se vcs tivessem a minha idade, sem awp, tendo que matar o bit entrando na sua posição seis iam entende

[MF DOOM GAMES @mfd00mbr]

due to inflation, Kanye West says one good girl is now worth 1,582.75 bitches

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

Men be like I don’t have time for a relationship then watch a 50 minute youtube documentary on salt

[Bailey Klemmensen @iiKlemm]

Competitive gamers: mouth-breathing is why your game sense sucks

This study found:
→ Nasal breathers detect threats faster and recall information better
→ Mouth breathing eliminates both advantages entirely

Nose breathe in-game or you're throwing my elo.

[Heco @Henriquefbl]

@dezreiro

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

When GTA 5 released I was 14. Since then I’ve dropped out of school, gotten arrested, smoked crack, gotten arrested again, gone to rehab, started doing blow, got arrested again, got sober, got 1,000,000 subscribers, made a weed brand, crashed my car, made a podcast, crashed my car again, and we STILL do not have GTA 6

Im not even excited anymore man