Marshal👤

Edoboy🙂 Mechanical Engineer | NA | Football lover | Music🎧| #wizkid @manutd fan | Catholic

[Marshal👤 @HenrisonOd]

Yes…Not the ideal signing I would have asked for, but this is very welcome

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Manchester United are closing in on Youri Tielemans deal from Aston Villa!

Deal at very advanced stages, as @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC report.

Villa accelerated on Johan Manzambi as Tielemans is expected to join #MUFC. 🔜

[Presidency Nigeria @NGRPresident]

The nation needs power. The power sector needs you. ⚡🇳🇬

Applications are now open to join Power Force, an initiative to create jobs, expand metering access, and strengthen power sector reforms under the Renewed Hope Agenda.

🔗 Apply now at https://t.co/zpNDyDV649

@fmydNG | @NaptinNigeria | @nemsa_ng | @PMISGDL

#RenewedHopeAgenda #PowerForce

[PFA @PFA]

Kobbie Mainoo 👹

Voted for by the players 🏆

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Éderson to Manchester United, here we go!

Deal done with Atalanta for €45m package with add-ons included, agreement now in place.

Medical and formal steps to follow but deal in place.

Éderson will sign a four year deal plus option, as @TheAthleticFC reports.

[PFA @PFA]

Bruno's done it. 👏🇵🇹

A record-breaking season.

[PFA @PFA]

The players will have the final say…

⌛️

[Marshal👤 @HenrisonOd]

😭😭 https://t.co/iy6KW83bWX

[Marshal👤 @HenrisonOd]

I’d pick David Raya over Declan Rice if we are to mention only Arsenal players.

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

Who are your Top3 here?

Mine;
1 - Declan Rice
2 - Gabriel
3 - Haaland

[Marshal👤 @HenrisonOd]

@UTDTrey @LFC_Tandy 😂😂😂😂

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!

[Ọmọ Akin @GuyMr10]

women wants to start their own “how men tweets” but they don’t have the intellectual capacity to grasp the concept 😭😭

[Iveomachukwu @iphy_chidozie]

What makes this ‘Date cancelled’ trend funnier is the fact that these men are not making the tweets up.
Women tweeted those things. The men only changed the Nouns and Pronouns.
Actual humans (ladies) tweeted those things.

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

I'm in my baby boy era, any girl wey no fit press money, Clear!

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

You saw me. You liked me. You asked for my number. I billed you.

Now you're calling me a shameless man

Broke girls and audacity sha

[Alabi 🇪🇸 @the_Lawrenz]

If you want to take a fine boy out on a date, please come prepared. This is not a charity organization.

First, you’ll need to sponsor his outfit. A fine boy cannot be appearing in last week’s drip, he has standards. Next, pay his barber because the fade won’t cut itself. After that, arrange pickup from his house. Transportation is part of the romance.

Remember, this is a fine boy we are talking about. The competition is intense. Applications are plenty.

So if you’re not ready to invest, kindly step aside and allow serious contenders to proceed.

These are simply the bare minimum requirements.

I have spoken.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Dating a 9-5 woman can be so exhausting

Imagine telling her you need to change your car tyres and she tells you to wait till month end🤮

[Marshal👤 @HenrisonOd]

Come to Epe-Lagos you will go a year without light in big 2026

[ABDVLMJD @AbdulAbdulkrm]

Come to owode yewa you will go a month with no light in big 2026

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨🎙️| Benjamin Šeško's agent, Elvis Basanovic, on the 'super sub' nickname:

"If you ask me about this name, I don’t like it. I like 'Super striker' much more. I think Benjamin is a super striker.

"He has started 13 games this year, coming off the bench in 13 games. He scored half of his goals when he started the game and half when he came off the bench.

'We can see that he is a complete striker and Benjamin is someone who deserves the name 'super striker'."

[Arena Sport, @MailSport]

[Lyés @LyesBouzidi10]

Bruno is the Player of the Season.

[Marshal👤 @HenrisonOd]

@c_mobike 😂😂😂