Henry B

The Internet’s my home away from home!✌🏽💕🌍

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

@Dearme2_ Hard work doesn’t always equal success – Strategy, connections, and blessings also play a role in achieving success.

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

I finally confessed to my childhood friends that I was the one always farting whenever we went to our neighbor's house to watch movies. 😭😂

The guy we always blamed replied, "So all these years na me suffer for your sins?" 😂

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

I just confessed to my childhood friends that I was the one always farting whenever we went to our neighbor’s houses to watch movie. 😭😂

Immediately, the guy we always blamed replied, "So all these years na me suffer for your sins?" 😂

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

My first statement after every mess: ‘Nor be me start am, nor be me go end am.’

This has always been my favorite line for dragging myself out of shame and move with confidence.

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

When I was a small boy, I did something wey vex my mama badly. She beat me proper, lock me inside house, and declare say no food for me the whole day.

As I dey there hungry, pressing my wokitoki, my eye jam toothpaste…

My bro, That day I brush mouth 32 times for survival🤣

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

Today I bumped into two of my exes, both married now.
Am still wondering how there husband's might be copping up at how… because these were the same girls that could fight, cry, laugh and block you all in one hour. 😂

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

My life is Trinity-powered ✌️

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

Happy New Month guys🎉
December don land, count down don start for Baby Jesus.👶✨

Even angels don start warm-up,
shepherds don iron their clothes,
wise men don check Google Map again so dem nor lost this year. 🤣

Baby Jesus loading… 24 days more to go.🎄🤶

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

Today I bump in two of my exes carrying unwanted bundles like Christmas decorations on their heads.
These are the same people who promised, they will never leave me. And if they did, let madness catch them.
Guess what…? 😭🤣🔥

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

😄 Elisha get Elijah, Joshua get Moses, David get Samuel, Timothy get Paul… even Jesus get John wey hype am.

Greatness needs team work. You dey say you need nobody? My guy, even SIM card need network. You wan blow alone like rechargeable lamp wey nor get charger. E go soon off

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

Her phone was closer to me, another guy called… He was saved as “Sodom & Gomorrah – Blocked But Still Trying.” I was shocked.

I then decided to dial her to know how she saved my contact.
My number popped as “Noah’s Ark – Safe Place.”
I then knew, storms no dey shake me. 😎🕊️

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

My own black trouser don know all my secrets. If e talk, I dey finished 😂👖

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

Some of una dey blame witches, village people, bad luck, monitoring spirits and every shadow wey pass your window. But na your own laziness dey stagnate you. Witches no dey waste energy on person wey already dey defeat himself.

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

u dey pray 4 destiny helpers, but u nor dey help anybody. Even heaven nor dey invest in stingy soul.

If u need my Orange Money or bank account details to break the curse, just let me knw r go gladly collect ur sacrifice. 😌💰😅

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

Na mouth my bby dey use fight battles, am longing to see us throw punches 👊😂

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

Skills I think it's necessary to add on Resume/CV as a believer.

Morning prayers → Held a private meeting with Heaven’s management team before starting daily operations.🤣

Bible Reading → Accessed ancient divine data to update my spiritual software and remove fear viruses. 😂

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

God no dey panic like us. E just chill till pressure high, boom!! then e drop miracle wey go loud. God of the 11th hour, that is the God I serve ✌️

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

Your enemy dey shrine, fasting 100 days dry, boiling himself in pot, chanting your name like national anthem jst to crash your destiny.

u dey house snore with full belle, pressing phone, saying ‘God go do am.’ u want miracles from God u won't talk to. My guy, God no be magician

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

I rise with fire 🔥
I’m built for greatness 💪
No fear, no doubt, no limit 🚫
Today, I move with purpose and power ⚡
This is my day I own it 👑
For I am chosen ✨

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

I don't know who needs to hear this: If your heart is still beating, your story isn’t over yet rest, but don’t give up.💫

[Henry B @HenryAnsumana3]

Lord, I opened my eyes this morning. no login issues, no system error. Thank You for another successful reboot🙏