You know those moms and dads who seem to pop out a new baby every year? This is why.
In many different religions God has big thoughts about your little splooge. It’s for procreation, not glazing her face like a Krispy Kreme. (has there ever been an adult star named Kristy Kreme? because if not there should be).
Enjoy my parody of Loch Lomond / Red is the Rose. And BE MORE RESPONSIBLE WITH YOUR LOADS.
Sometimes you fall in love with a girl who’s in love with the world. Can’t tie her down, but want to keep her close. So, what do you do? Break up? Let her cheat? Or throw a party for all your buddies to run train on her?
Parody of “Folsom Prison Blues” by Johnny Cash. I wonder if he ever had this problem.
Wait for the last line. A song about a woman who doesn’t just cheat, she CHEATS. Absolutely vile reinterpretation of “amazing grace” because no song is sacred.
@EtherealLoveBug Ten twenty years followinf you, ya so beautif
you age like wine my bedsti. thanks for all the goodtimws sweet dreams my friend, kinda love ya
You know, sometimes you guys come through with GREAT parody song ideas
A guy goes further than he expected with a gorgeous trans girl— so now, he’s jackin’ Dianne. John Mellencamp parody for ya.
The growth that even I can see in myself not just physically by mentally over the last 4 months is exceptional. I’ve never had to step so far out of my comfort zone and I’m so proud of myself.💪🏼❤️💨♿️✌🏼