Henry Baker 🥞

Senior Producer @business. Tweets explicitly reflect the views of every employer I've ever had except for the current one.

[Henry Baker 🥞 @HenryBaker]

My doubters become my chowders when I crack open the clam of success

[Soviet Visuals @sovietvisuals]

"Tango". Excerpt from 1980 Polish animated film.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

feelings toward hunter biden is a litmus test for the goodness of a soul

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@AlanJeffries Ohhhh wow

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The character is named Dark Vader because ot the dark nature of his thoughts and plans

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💯 as an addict this is undebiable

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

The Scott Pelley story to me is a lesson in how if you work hard enough in your career to get Fuck You Money, the real reward is the day you need to say it, you can

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@ettingermentum Beast coast!

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Anti-line people protest too much- you got something better to do? No you don't.

[fka brecht apologist @_madisontayt]

we need a slur for people who wait in long ass lines in nyc

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

MLB teams with pride logos:

2022: 16 teams

2024: Mets, Phillies, Dodgers, Orioles, Nationals, Athletics, Rays

2025: Mets, Phillies, Dodgers, Orioles, Nationals

2026: Mets, Orioles, Nationals

[august @regularaugust]

“Ok so this tweet says: ‘white people be like I got my dad into Coil’.”

(My friend who is hospitalized and slowly losing his eyesight) “hey thanks man. I really appreciate you reading these to me.”

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@TheStalwart @getfiscal @citrini Photos are just as false a representation of reality as ai so why not? And don't get me started on memories.

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No one explains with enough detail why they don't like certain foods. I don't like cantaloupe cuz it tastes too round- is that so hard?

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@lionel_trolling Looool

[Qlanth @Qlanth]

My old boss, who was in her late 60s herself, had a one-woman crusade against the term "fixed income." Her point: Literally everyone who works for a wage is on a fixed income. It's a meaningless word.

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@PuckFupett69 It's 2:45 every six weeks and everything is way way cheaper than any other store

[Sonny Rollins @sonnyrollins]

My wishes for the planet in 2024: No killing. No killing. Don't kill anyone, anywhere, for any reason. –S.R.

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@AlanJeffries Yeah I think he's self-conscious about his neck folds

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Imagine happening upon the site of New Mexico City

[Basic Human Stuff @basichumanstf]

So stoked I took the wrong turn on my trail run so I could witness this

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President Armin Van Buuren