Henry Cruz

#Comedian & #Writer * #LGBTQ Advocate ❤️ *

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

i can rent my trash...

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

i fake my in person social interactions...like a bad chess player

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

god created himself

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

a.i. means we can park our brains in the handicapped spot forever

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

open borders will make 'merica yellow again

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

he walks dogs with an umbrella as they get wet his bald head is always dry

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

the trump mugshot will hang above my toilet

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

twitter is where racist go to finish

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

twitter is the (e)x you avoid

#XTwitter

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

doing crowd work

#standupcomedy #jokes

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

I stood up

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

my x moved to paris

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

that other place we shall not mention with my name name from here

it rhymes with breads

https://t.co/jLvhUkPxZk

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

my left pinky is a think tank

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

a little cocaine is called harm reduction

#CocaineFoundInWhiteHouse

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

if you're kind to mother nature, she won't give you a blowjob

#ClimateEmergency

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

RFK JR is just a crack-pipe dream

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

I went to Connecticut...

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

hunter is mostly about a dick pic

[Henry Cruz @HenryCruz101]

guns are naughty by nature