gigi88998878

I play warface I'm not that good at it but I can win and still have fun
friend code is sw-6570-8271-7429

[gigi88998878 @HenryHernandeez]

@oompaville

[marty @josephlisgoe]

let rip a fart in the public toilet earlier and some kid went 'daddy im scared of the noise'.

[wi_su @BeepBoopy666]

the stripper said she honestly dont fw me

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

tf that got to do with me?!

[J4mison @bocchifan16]

a girl no older than 10 came into my store. out of nowhere i heard her go "miku, miku, you can call me miku"
so, naturally, i walked over to her, bent down to her level and asked "are you larping, or can you name 15 miku songs?"
when she couldn't, i kicked her out. #GateKEPT

[𝑴𝒊𝒌𝒆𝑮𝒐𝒆𝒔𝑩𝒐𝒐𝒎 🎙️ @MikeGoesBoomer]

Goon Thunder is back

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro treats his friend Dave Filoni to a few drinks following the release of Mantaray and Gorpo

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

Dave Filoni after Disney executives are informed his $170 million blockbuster got annihilated by two budget horror flicks made by guys in their 20s

[EvilShiba @NotShibe1476]

Sex so boring our cuck got up and left

[rrkk.Kasehawa 🩵🤍 @quid_ryo]

🔞 Made an update on my work
‘How baby jets are born’💕💕
#USNavy #F18 #EA18G #Art

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Just ran over the real Osama Bin Laden on the side of the road.

Cops keep telling me it was actually a jogger and I should answer their questions but they won’t answer mine about where they were on 9/11.

[clown @mrspktr]

type of stuff that rocky was doing to grace in the hail mary😭😭😭

[Nosu || #CC1 Sun B43-44 @NosuSuishinV2]

Hail Mary cockpit is the reason why touchscreen on high risk mission spacecraft is a bad idea

Imagine it’s all touchscreen like Crew Dragon and when Rocky need to enable emergency centrifugal gravity to save Grace but he CAN’T DO ANY SHIT

[⚠️ logan ⚠️ @ghoulverine]

do you think a bunch of eridians going at it sounds like a rock tumbler??

[Miku @HatsuneMiku]

Cave Painting (c. 39,000 B.C.)

[cow @cowincrisis]

moo moooooo moo moo moo moooo mooooo moooooooooo moo moooooo moo moo moooo

[deer @doeincrisis]

human just honked at me. shit myself.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Anyone else feeling a kind of looming dread?

ⓘ 𝙊𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨

[Boy Boy @BoyBoy_Official]

This is so unfair!

I spent the entire trip on the Cuba flotilla desperately looking for condoms and drugs but couldn't get any. How come the Israelis always manage to find all the good stuff?

[kache @yacineMTB]

anthropic is STUPID they DOUBLE CHARGED ME and then BANNED MY ENTIRE ORGANIZATION ACCOUNT because i was SIMULATING THE NEURAL NETWORK OF SHRIMP and TORTURING IT FOR A BILLION YEARS

[Wally P. McSniff @WallaceMcSniff]

No no no no no no this can’t be happening