a girl no older than 10 came into my store. out of nowhere i heard her go "miku, miku, you can call me miku"
so, naturally, i walked over to her, bent down to her level and asked "are you larping, or can you name 15 miku songs?"
when she couldn't, i kicked her out. #GateKEPT
Just ran over the real Osama Bin Laden on the side of the road.
Cops keep telling me it was actually a jogger and I should answer their questions but they won’t answer mine about where they were on 9/11.
Hail Mary cockpit is the reason why touchscreen on high risk mission spacecraft is a bad idea
Imagine it’s all touchscreen like Crew Dragon and when Rocky need to enable emergency centrifugal gravity to save Grace but he CAN’T DO ANY SHIT
This is so unfair!
I spent the entire trip on the Cuba flotilla desperately looking for condoms and drugs but couldn't get any. How come the Israelis always manage to find all the good stuff?
anthropic is STUPID they DOUBLE CHARGED ME and then BANNED MY ENTIRE ORGANIZATION ACCOUNT because i was SIMULATING THE NEURAL NETWORK OF SHRIMP and TORTURING IT FOR A BILLION YEARS