Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson

UA 26’ | Ex ΠΚΦ | King of Tuscaloosa | Beer drinker | Freda for Life | MAGA | Roll Tide | Golfer

[Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson @HenryJohnson728]

Yes I finished the super mega tank in one day

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Birthday Plans

8 AM 💦🍆✊🏼
9 AM 😴🛏️
10 AM 😴🛏️
11 AM 💦🍆✊🏼
12 PM ❄️🍻
1 PM🫃🤵‍♀️
2 PM ❄️🍺
3 PM ❄️🍺
4 PM ❄️🍺
5 PM ❄️🍺
6 PM 🌭🦧
7 PM ❄️🍺
8 PM ❄️🍺
9 PM ❄️🍺
10 PM 🥩🥃❄️
11 PM 🥩🥃❄️
12 AM 🗣️🦻🏻😑
1 AM 🤜🏻👱🏼‍♀️
2 AM 👮🏼‍♂️🚓

[Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson @HenryJohnson728]

@finklesack39604 They are definitely ripping tank

[Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson @HenryJohnson728]

At the ripe age of 20 I finally understand what my mom meant when she said we have food at home #broke

[Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson @HenryJohnson728]

Everyone my age has an internship and I’m just home for the summer and the only things I do is go to the gym and sit around my house like a loser

[Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson @HenryJohnson728]

I’m done with sports betting

[Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson @HenryJohnson728]

My buddy has never heard of leg day #pussy

[Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson @HenryJohnson728]

Black history month is the shortest month of the year for a reason…

[Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson @HenryJohnson728]

@drewpeacock31 homosexual = mentally ill

[Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson @HenryJohnson728]

At work today a customer went to my boss and complained that I was making homophobic comments because I was making fun of gay pride month #shrinkliberals

[Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson @HenryJohnson728]

Not falling for my moms rage bait while home for the summer

[Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson @HenryJohnson728]

I need a job

[Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson @HenryJohnson728]

@ShlongSimo64566 Ask them about hitler

[Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson @HenryJohnson728]

Accidentally made a racial comment at the american airline worker

[Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson @HenryJohnson728]

I fucking missed my flight

[Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson @HenryJohnson728]

Finally going home today goodbye ttown see you in 3 months

[Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson @HenryJohnson728]

There’s no point of drinking without blow

[Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson @HenryJohnson728]

Rainy day in ttown u know what that means

[Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson @HenryJohnson728]

Should have cuffed that hookup that’s been going on for the past 2 years lowkey

[Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson @HenryJohnson728]

New level of boredom (sopranos and a case of claws) #lank