Henry Meiselman

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I’ve asked for cigarettes in languages you couldn’t even comprehend

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In Mexico on vacation. $92 for eggs. Trump’s tariffs looking strong already 💪

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That was simply not a fumble. Clear as day @spicyp22

[Michigan Clock 〽️ @MichiganClock]

Ohio State has not beaten Michigan in football for 1827 days. #GoBlue #Michigan #BeatOhio

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Feeling super mysterious rn

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My fatal (and only) flaw is that I can’t griddy

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Got a new water heater yesterday and now I gotta figure out the new shower handle orientation for optimal water temp. This is really throwing off my mojo

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Guy next to me in the bathroom just dropped his phone in the urinal #YouWinSomeYouLoseSome

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@spicyp22 😳😳😳😑

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@spicyp22 Had it right the first time too

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@spicyp22 You’re*

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@spicyp22 $1000 extension cord

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@spicyp22 I just got a whole exit row to myself

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Nothing makes my parents prouder than me and my brother winning trivia to cover the bar tab we put on their card #teamworkmakesthedreamwork

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Where can I get edm on vinyl? #ReplyTwitter

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I just convinced my mom that I came up with the “You mean to tell me a shrimp fried this rice…” joke. She thinks I’m the funniest person in the world #WhenItRains

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Top sliced hot dog buns are stupid #LionTings

[Shapiro Undergraduate Library (the UGLI) @UMichUGLI]

Oh you’re all stressed out about your Stats final? All worried now?

Didn’t seem so stressed about it when you were chugging a beer out of your shoe on St Patrick’s Day

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Chuck’s trivia categories tn are Community and 3rd-5th grade science. I was built for this #WinnerWinnerChickenDinner