@henrysharpenola

English teacher & wannabe writer exploiting free social media to shamelessly promote his writing. And he promises he will get around to that...someday.

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@notcapnamerica It’s Louisiana. (Does a quick count. 1,2. Yep nailed it!)

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Jussie Smollet & Drew Clinton both broke the laws of Illinois. Smollet fabricated a hate crime against himself & will spend 150 days in jail & have a criminal record. Clinton raped a girl and spent 148 days in jail & his conviction vacated because 148 days was “enough punishment”

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@brettgoldstein so I just watched Howl on Shudder because you were in it. Pretty good horror movie, but I feel you were under utilized, but hey, you did get the supervisor job so cheers! :)

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@TMobile I am one the customers you inherited from Sprint. I am still getting used to you but I was with Sprint since 1999. I just ordered the Fold 3, and nowhere did I see that this $1800 phone didn’t come with a charger! Shouldn’t that have been more clear in the order process?

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@SamsungMobileUS I just ordered my 4th Galaxy Phone (Fold 3). Then I realized my $1800 phone doesn’t come with a bundled charger. No S Pen AND no charger?? Why do you think this is ok for such an expensive phone? Is this the kind of thing I can expect from Samsung going forward?

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@SamsungMobileUS I just ordered my 4th Galaxy Phone (Fold 3). Then I realized my $1800 phone doesn’t come with a bundled charger. No S Pen AND no charger?? Why do you think this is ok for such an expensive phone? Is this the kind of thing I can expect from Samsung going forward?

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@bader_diedrich You are hilarious and awesome and we want to see you in stuff so don't worry. Besides, there are always Star Trek conventions! 🙂

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@HorsleyScott Thanks for taking that in the lighthearted way it was meant. 🙂 I really do love your work on NPR.

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@soulphoodie D, it’s D alright! The rest of you STFU!

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@pattonoswalt @newbeverly Ha! For sure, that or a “Choose Your Own Adventure” book. Charlie and his friends cruised through Benedict Canyon. if they stop at 10050 Cielo Drive go to page 332. If they stop 10052 go to page 357.

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@Ask_Spectrum @GetSpectrum Your service is terrible. I have not had reliable service since Ida hit nearly 2 months ago. Right now it has been out for hours with no explanation. Just that it is out. #SPECTRUM

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@Ask_Spectrum Scroll up. It is all there.

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@Ask_Spectrum in the week since we got internet back it has rarely stayed connected for a full day. When can we expect your service to work consistently? Because this is not ok.

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@DaveVescio You may have used it to ask this question.

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The weather here in SE Louisiana got cool for a few days now it is back in the 80s. Here is a poem I wrote about our Septembers years ago. #poetry #Louisiana #autumn

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@halfcaperfarm @NomeDaBarbarian You have been weighed in the balance and found wanting.

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@tonyposnanski Call me a monster then because oatmeal raisin cookies are awesome.

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@VeryBadLlama I hope they were sweet and so cold.

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@kittynouveau This is a relationship that has legs! You both seem to be engaged to grownups. Well done both of you!

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@DOB_INC Congratulations on the Emmy win! Well deserved.

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@erogers8877 He was right about one thing. You are smart. Kicking him to the curb proves it.