unserioushenry.design

Proverbs 30:2

[unserioushenry.design @HenryTaylorCook]

I hate navy/dark look in sports branding
The past 30 years of jerseys are missing vibrance

The Pacers, Nuggets, Grizzlies, Wizards, Pelicans, Broncos, Patriots, Eagles, Seahawks, Buccs, & Mariners should rebrand

Just look at the old Bills, Rams, T-Wolves, & Warriors jerseys

[Balde ☁️🟦🟧🪣 @BuckBalde]

Com 2 anos, o DCEU tinha: Superman

Com 2 anos, o MCU tinha: Homem de Ferro, Hulk e Viúva Negra

Com 2 anos, o DCU terá: Superman, Lanternas Verdes, Supergirl, Hawkgirl, Pacificador, Sr Incrível, Comando das Criaturas, etc

Será que tá tudo ruim ou vocês que são emocionados?

[unserioushenry.design @HenryTaylorCook]

I need that LeBron James to the Nuggets on a two-year deal notification

[unserioushenry.design @HenryTaylorCook]

@FCHWPO It’s a team sport, success is usually determined by situation.

This stat is so unserious.

[unserioushenry.design @HenryTaylorCook]

@igwt097 Embiid averaged 17.6 and 8.7 on .37 FG% in this series. The 76ers were well rounded & had 2 other stars.

The databallr on/off numbers look great because Embiid played the DLo Nets in the first round.

[unserioushenry.design @HenryTaylorCook]

'97 game 5 might be the greatest game ever.

How do you come off of Michael Jeffrey Jordan to double Robin with 25.0 seconds left???

[unserioushenry.design @HenryTaylorCook]

82-0 isn't hard when you understand it

[unserioushenry.design @HenryTaylorCook]

Best NBA franchises of the Parody Era (2020s) as of 5/26/26:

1. Celtics
2. Nuggets
3. Bucks
4. Thunder
5. Lakers
6. Warriors
7. Heat
8. Knicks
9. Suns
10. Mavericks

HM: Timberwolves, Pacers, Clippers

[unserioushenry.design @HenryTaylorCook]

The 2016, 2005, & 1996 NBA Finals are all nowhere near the greatest of all time

[unserioushenry.design @HenryTaylorCook]

@PolymarketHoops

[Swipa @SwipaCam]

Jamal Murray during the Nuggets 7-game win streak:

30.7 PPG
7.0 APG
4.4 RPG
0.7 SPG
0.6 BPG

51.5% 3PT (9.7/3PA)
63.3% 2PT
94.4% FT
69.9% TS
+68

Literally no one else is doing this.

[Swipa @SwipaCam]

People putting Jalen Brunson > Jamal Murray this year are just grading based off past seasons because there is no argument this year.

Murray is legit better across the entire board this year.

I don’t like using these without context now but there is a GAP.

[Andy Bailey @AndrewDBailey]

Nikola Jokić is averaging 27.8 points, 12.8 rebounds, 10.8 assists and 1.4 steals in 34.8 minutes.

He's the first player in NBA history to lead the league in rebounds per game and assists per game in the same season.

He's on pace to set the all-time record for single-season box plus/minus.

Jokić trails only Victor Wembanyama among MVP candidates in net rating swing, but he has played 327 more minutes than Wemby.

Jokić leads the NBA in "points plus points generated by assists" per game at 53.4. Luka Dončić (52.9) and Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (48.2) are second and third, while Wembanyama (31.5) is 38th.

With the exception of Spencer Jones, every Nugget with 100+ minutes alongside Jokić has a higher eFG% with Jokić than he has without him. Cameron Johnson (+12.9), Christian Braun (+24.0), Bruce Brown (+11.3), Aaron Gordon (+10.5) and Julian Strawther (+12.0) all have their eFG%s jump by at least 10 points when they play with Jokić.

Jokić trails only Jalen Duren (64.3% of Duren's field goals are assisted) and Deandre Ayton (80.2% of Ayton's field goals are assisted) in true shooting percentage. 60.8% of Jokić's field goals are assisted, and the average distance from the hoop for his made field goals is 11.7 feet. The average distances for Duren's and Ayton's made field goals are 3.7 and 5.1 feet, respectively.

Jokić leads the NBA in "actual" offensive estimated plus-minus.

He leads the Huge Nerd Index.

Jokić also leads the league in PER (player efficiency rating), in Opta Analyst's DRIP (daily-updated rating of individual performance, in DARKO DPM (daily adjusted and regressed Kalman optimized daily plus-minus) and in NBA dot com's PIE (player impact estimate).

Jokić leads the league with 30 triple-doubles, while Jalen Johnson and Josh Giddey, who are second and third on that leaderboard, have combined for 25.

[unserioushenry.design @HenryTaylorCook]

Bam Adebayo watched JxmyHighroller's latest video before tonight's game.

[unserioushenry.design @HenryTaylorCook]

Cowboys QB's Defense Rankings - Rings - NFC Champ Appearances:

Meredith 6th - 0 - 2
Staubach 6th - 2 - 5
White 15th - 0 - 3
Aikman 7th - 3 - 4
Romo 16th - 0 - 0
Dak 15th - 0 - 0

Super Bowl wins is not how QB's talent should be judged

[unserioushenry.design @HenryTaylorCook]

Dunks
Posters
Layups
Three‑pointers
Game‑winners
Blocks
Steals
Broken ankles
Handles & dribble combos
Fast‑break finishes
No‑look Assists
Full‑court passes
Hustle plays
Momentum plays

Manu Ginóbili has an all‑time highlight of everything.

[unserioushenry.design @HenryTaylorCook]

QB's Career Defense Rankings:

Stafford 20
Brees 19
Marino 16
Warner 16
Rodgers 15
Manning 15
Elway 13
Mahomes 13
Favre 12
Wilson 11
Brady 11
Lamar 10
Aikman 10
Fran 10
Bradshaw 9
Big Ben 8
Allen 8
Young 8
Montana 7
Staubach 6
Unitas 6
Starr 5
Graham 2

[unserioushenry.design @HenryTaylorCook]

RBs ranked in both the top 12:
Scrimmage Yards per game
TDs per game

Jim Brown
LT
Terrell Davis
Arian Foster (!)
Christian McCaffrey
Jonathan Taylor (!)

Half of the top 12 in both are the same players.
Some of these guys are underrated.

[unserioushenry.design @HenryTaylorCook]

Matthew Stafford fumbles against SEA: 0
Drake Maye fumbles in the playoffs: 7, lost 4

The real Super Bowl was two weeks ago.
The MVP plays in LA.

[unserioushenry.design @HenryTaylorCook]

Will Campbell next week: