Old Harry

By Grace of God King of England & France, well Calais. And Ireland. Resident on a wall in Somerset. Bit of a devil upside down.

[Old Harry @Henry_the_Eight]

@casanova_giaco @QueenAnneBoleyn Our pleasure.

[Old Harry @Henry_the_Eight]

@QueenAnneBoleyn @Elizabeth_Malet I have just two words to say to you: Jane Seymour.

[Old Harry @Henry_the_Eight]

@QueenAnneBoleyn @Elizabeth_Malet Now, now, this is how it all started. And you know you won't win. Because I am king.

[Old Harry @Henry_the_Eight]

@QueenAnneBoleyn They loved it.

[Old Harry @Henry_the_Eight]

@QueenAnneBoleyn @Elizabeth_Malet Well ... possibly it was slightly personal. You did get quite annoying.

[Old Harry @Henry_the_Eight]

@QueenAnneBoleyn @Elizabeth_Malet It was nothing personal, you understand. All in a day's work.

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@QueenAnneBoleyn @Elizabeth_Malet Worcester, I believe, is some kind of boiler. But I am too chivalrous to mention that.

[Old Harry @Henry_the_Eight]

@QueenAnneBoleyn @Elizabeth_Malet They all look the same to me. I was thinking of Lady Rochford.

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@Elizabeth_Malet @QueenAnneBoleyn My Lady Rochester, but of course. It is the fight that you stirred so wonderfully well.

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@QueenAnneBoleyn My bones are nice and slim now though. I've quite got my figure back.

[Old Harry @Henry_the_Eight]

@QueenAnneBoleyn A king admits nothing. However true it may be.

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@QueenAnneBoleyn At least I was still in one piece.

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@QueenAnneBoleyn Hmm. Come to think of it, I wasn't there to see it either.

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@QueenAnneBoleyn A shame you were not there to see it, my Lady.

[Old Harry @Henry_the_Eight]

Twitter asks what's happening. Not a lot. Still stuck on the wall.

[Old Harry @Henry_the_Eight]

@JANUSZCZAK Alas indeed. But thanks.

[Old Harry @Henry_the_Eight]

@JANUSZCZAK We have on our wall a painting of H VIII. His crown shows many Holbein traits. Would love your opinion.

[Old Harry @Henry_the_Eight]

I #amwriting on the wall.

[Old Harry @Henry_the_Eight]

I have always liked my crown. Nice acanthus leaves. Look a bit familiar? Just a little bit Holbein?

[Old Harry @Henry_the_Eight]

ITV1 Friday 7 June @ 9pm. Me. Star of the show. Of course.