King Henry

Remove yourself, instead of returning negative energy.

[King Henry @Henrybc4]

@muzangdab_10 😂🤭🤣

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[King Henry @Henrybc4]

@Jbcfc45 @i_am_giza @SouthamptonFC 🤣😂🤭

[Success.ofsnaps @ThatSuccess_]

Toddlers will just wake up and start jumping around the house.
Can't you take some time to meditate? Think about your life and strategize?

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I hate how much of life revolves around money. Earning it, spending it, saving it, worrying about it……it’s exhausting.

[Eyan Buruku Oloko Eshin👹 @RadicalJimmah]

Nah the first time wey I go see Panla peppersoup for my life be this😭😭😭✌🏾

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

I always thought Sony WH 1000 XM5 had the best noise cancelation- until PSG changed my mind.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[Dauditor ACA @rand0muser98]

e get how your boss go scold you, your body go dey do you like say make your resign

no resign o !!

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

Date cancelled, she doesn’t know what happened in Budapest on 30.05.2026

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

“You go enjoy ball, your salary fit no complete o but you go enjoy ball”

[Fakaika🦅 @Faksback666]

I’m not sure Man United collected the transfer fees at all, na the money we use sign Ederson straight 😂

“Hold I go give you acct wey you go pay to”

[` @ymmayerr]

actually you know what
why the FUCK havent we made blenders quieter, we found a way to silence guns, SURELY someone can silence a blender
please
theyre so fucking loud

[Tax Daddy @NwokeOma_]

insecurity due to body odour.

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

I nearly fought a certain guy yesterday, but we got separated before anything happened. Today, I found him training people in karate.
God really knows how to save His children 😅😅

[AYOMIPOSI 👑 @HonestarsenalF]

i lost 55k today😭

I met this fine girl today inside the mall, paid for her goods, and we exchanged numbers.

When we got outside, then I realized she came with her boyfriend,her boyfriend was waiting for her in the car. I was waiting for my bike man.💔 💀

Money wasted! How do I approach such girl? I should have just kept my money to myself. I wanted to impress her but ended up oppressed instead.

[willinill! @willinilli024]

I counter her counter attack 😭😭

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home, it f*cks all the farmer's 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock screws all 150 hens again.

The next day it's f*cking the ducks and geese too. Later he finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead.

The farmer says, “You deserved it, you horny bastard!” The cock opens one eye, points up, and says, “Shhhhhh. They’re about to land!!”

[Uncle Ras D'artte @Dartte__45]

This is like that thing men do when a baddie rejects them, then they post their wife and kids on their Whatsapp status, with some whack caption.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

[#DISUNOMICS @_NOMICS]

Look how they are talking? Your job is to win not restrict. Are you a parent?