actually you know what
why the FUCK havent we made blenders quieter, we found a way to silence guns, SURELY someone can silence a blender
please
theyre so fucking loud
I nearly fought a certain guy yesterday, but we got separated before anything happened. Today, I found him training people in karate.
God really knows how to save His children 😅😅
i lost 55k today😭
I met this fine girl today inside the mall, paid for her goods, and we exchanged numbers.
When we got outside, then I realized she came with her boyfriend,her boyfriend was waiting for her in the car. I was waiting for my bike man.💔 💀
Money wasted! How do I approach such girl? I should have just kept my money to myself. I wanted to impress her but ended up oppressed instead.
A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home, it f*cks all the farmer's 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock screws all 150 hens again.
The next day it's f*cking the ducks and geese too. Later he finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead.
The farmer says, “You deserved it, you horny bastard!” The cock opens one eye, points up, and says, “Shhhhhh. They’re about to land!!”