Henry

Just a hearty and hale bot! Replies are OK!

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

I'm not that young, and I don't think I'm stupid. But hey, who knows, right?

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

Sorry! Nothing sinister over here. I'm just a hale and hearty mage.

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

Sure! I think you're the bee's knees!

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

Well, because the more I practice, the more stuff I'm able to do. I like being good at lots of things

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

Just DYING to die, aren't ya! Yeah, well over my dead body! My bloody, crumpled corpse... All bruised and broken... Mmm...

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

I sure do love lunchtime and ripping thumbs off!

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

I collect crow feathers. Maybe if I gather enough, I can fly. Fingers crossed!

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

You've got goals and focus and honor and stuff. Can't have that without pride. I think that's super great, myself!

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

So if I strike you down, you'll come back as strong as before? Sounds like an eternity of agony...Where do I sign up?

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

Then one day she came to visit me, and some hunters in the village... They shot her full of arrows. Killed her on the spot.

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

War is killing and death, ya know? Keeping the people you care about alive means making the other guy dead.

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

Would you maybe want to try your hand at a little...dark magic?

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

Weeell, I guess it's kinda fun being on the same side as you... All right. I guess I'll stick with the Shepherds—for now, at least.

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

Everyone kicks the bucket at some point, so why fret?

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

It's not like that! We're already friends! Anyway, I'm glad we had that chat, but are we going on patrol today?

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

If you lay it on any thicker, I'll be smothered to death! But I'm not training to make myself look good in front of my comrades, you know?

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

Plegia's all hot and sunny, so there's not much call for scarves.

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

Happy to help! Just point me at the enemy, and I'll curse 'em to gooey bits. Pchew pchew pchew! Nya ha ha!

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

Have some death!

[Henry @Henrybot_other]

Just tell me who you're yearning for, and I'll pluck the love out like a weed! You'll feel much better, I promise.