Henry VIII

Hamilton Sweeney

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

Its time for your wonderful king to leave this world, I will always be the best, peace out January 27, 1547

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

Had to give on France they are too strong...But my navy tho ;)

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

Too lazy to actually "King" today so I'm going to play my harp

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

Union of England and Wales is because of me...You're welcome

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

Won the Battle of Flodden over Scotland in 1513, all I see are victories

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

Man my calves look good #selfie

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

So far we have 0 losses when it comes to Navy battles on our coast, I think I'm doing something right

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

Now that we have a church I like I think its time to ban all Catholic Churches from England:)

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

@popele0x thanks for the sweet nickname "Defender of the Faith"

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

Had a jousting injury earlier today and I cant see straight, hopefully no brain damage...

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

Dropping some new tracks called "Greensleeves" and "Helas Madame" #str8fire

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

Spain and Germany are the OG Homies

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

1541 and I'm the king of Ireland now too, whats next?

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

Created the Act of Appeals in 1533 to help the constitutional development of my country

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

Changed England from Roman Catholic to Protestant real quick cause I need a son

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

5 to 60 ships in the English navy once I came to rule #blessup

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

"Father of the English Navy" has a nice ring to it yeah?

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

Disrespecting wives and acquiring currency

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

The Mary Rose is soon to lay waste to the French land and their people

[Henry VIII @Henryth3VIII]

Time to go invade France, lets see if their croissant can save them #rekt