Chris 🌊 Hensley

professional hater

[Chris 🌊 Hensley @Henz4Short]

Although I respect the judeo-christian ethic, as well as the eastern philosophies, and of course the teachings of muhammad. I find that organized religion has corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout the ages. Were I to go to church, I'd be a hypocrite.

[Chris 🌊 Hensley @Henz4Short]

@Twins Thanks for robbing us we can’t go tmrw night… wasted a whole Saturday for this trash

[Chris 🌊 Hensley @Henz4Short]

Fuck you @Twins it’s hardly raining, can’t go tmrw thanks for robbing us blind 🖕🏻

[Chris 🌊 Hensley @Henz4Short]

Ok so Trump guilty… now do Biden…Then do every other money laundering, warmongering, insider trading ass federal politician out there. I’ll wait…

[Chris 🌊 Hensley @Henz4Short]

Gonna be fun to see who the refs prop up as Champs between soft ass Boston (who the league thinks is overdue a ring) and soft/whiny ass Luka (playing with the best non 3 pt jacker PG ever). It all comes down to Kyrie baby

[Chris 🌊 Hensley @Henz4Short]

Been a long couple weeks but back now that the season is over… sucks we balled so hard for two series for no one to show up in the WCF. Fun season, let’s run it back! 🐺

[Chris 🌊 Hensley @Henz4Short]

Cheatin ass refs already cheatin. It’s over

[Chris 🌊 Hensley @Henz4Short]

Mfs want sing-y club songs in a beef. Drake fans are to hip hop what lebron fans are to basketball. Just admit you want pop music not rap 🤷‍♂️

[Chris 🌊 Hensley @Henz4Short]

Classic Timberwolves. Fuck ups. Might pass round 1 if we’re lucky

[Chris 🌊 Hensley @Henz4Short]

Pussy ass flopping KD 😂😂😂

[Chris 🌊 Hensley @Henz4Short]

No one wants to hear it but the Big Steppers album had more thought provoking songs than Drake has ever released in his career. I get Kendrick ain’t for everyone, but saying his shit is bad because you can’t comprehend it is whack.

[Chris 🌊 Hensley @Henz4Short]

Why does Denver vs OKC decide our fate? wtf is that shit

[Hardwood Paroxysm @HPbasketball]

This thing at the top of the West is my favorite.

"Do the Wolves have tiebreaker over the Thunder?"

"Yeah."

"Do they have tiebreaker over Denver?"

"Yup."

"So they have tiebreaker if the three end up tied, right?"

"Nope."

[Chris 🌊 Hensley @Henz4Short]

Just been in first all but what 5 days all season? Fuck you @nba

[Chris 🌊 Hensley @Henz4Short]

Classic, some bullshit 3-way head-to-head never before seen tiebreaker to knock wolves outta first. After these cheatin ass refs give OKC bum ass every fucking call all season to prop them up to 1. This is why everybody hates the @nba. Fuck this

[Chris 🌊 Hensley @Henz4Short]

Shoutout nba scheduling us against Denver twice in the final week of the year on day 2 of back to back.

[Chris 🌊 Hensley @Henz4Short]

And when do we talk about how shitty McDaniels is on offense?

[Chris 🌊 Hensley @Henz4Short]

I hate the @nba this shit is so inconsistent. Good game and we got refs out here getting in the way, just call it even ya fucks

[Chris 🌊 Hensley @Henz4Short]

Anyone got footage of Gordon not carrying tf outta the ball on every possession? Fucking loser can’t even dribble bro

[Chris 🌊 Hensley @Henz4Short]

Don’t get me wrong Jokic is top 5 in the league rn but dude flops with the best of em.