Heoffery

CanuckAF, drop out, ragamuffin.
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no I will not proof read my tweets.
let's be neighbours

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@himynameisemily https://t.co/2ZJCoNFQug

I think about this scene twice a month

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I fear that in this case, the first time was a farce, the second, a tragedy

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I take it back.

υ is my only real problem

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Picking up modern Greek again, I forgot how much I dread the complex article system.

I know eventually it will be second nature and ndb, but in the short term it's daunting

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Picking up modern Greek again, I forgot how much I dread the complex article system.

I know eventually it will be second nature and ndb, but in the short term it's daunting

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Burger King sells ice cream, Dairy Queen sells burgers.

It's time for the fast food aristocracy to have its Castile and Aragon moment

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Coming back to a Canada where Tim Hortons closes at 11pm and sells flatbread pizza like:

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The 1960s Jorge of the Jungle holds up, only because everyone they encountered in their cartoon Africa was either a 19th century Brit, or a 1950's New Yorker

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Serious question, how did they find a guy named "Confucius" in the "Spring and Autumn" period of the Zhou Dynasty?

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The invention of the iPhone marks the end of late antiquity

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Latinos respond to my WhatsApp message with text not audio challenge ! (impossible)

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I have become pathologically incapable of showering without my havaianas.

I think I am becoming Brazilian

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And I appreciate that

[Karl Barth: Mall Cop @KarlBarthVEVO]

The reason you find dating so difficult isn't because of the apps. It's because all your evenings and weekends are planned around letting Geoffrey out of his crate

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@himynameisemily But then the politicians would have to admit to corruption

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So glad my wife is too short to see on top of the fridge otherwise I'd have to clean it way more often

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Anyone else remember singing the vaguely racist Hispanic version of "I'm in the Lord's Army" in Sunday school?

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How far along are we in the process of smooth going from a complement (charismatic) to an insult (smooth brained)?

I know when my brother calls me smooth, it's not a complement

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

my least ex-evangelical opinion is that the problem isn’t paul but the evangelical interpretation of paul

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At this point, I functionally speak 3 languages, which is:

Impressive compared to the average anglophone

Mediocre compared to the average European

A bit low compared to the average 10-year-old refugee

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I don't think my house could have more ants if it was in Macondo.

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Sisyphus, but he's washing the dishes without a dishwasher.