Johannes Douchington

a warm rubber glove filled with petroleum jelly in a frigid warehouse of Montreal EXPO memorabilia

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@StacyBrownMedia @salbonyc @JonHeyman @Mets He didn’t say “no” explicitly. He was asked about the feeling of other owners around the league, and said that he “had to live in the world.” What he has said previously is that the plan is to leverage his largess until the farm is built up enough to sustain long term winning.

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@FlickyDaDon @NUJERZEYTWORK Nah bruh. Twork at least two feet over the Wave...

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"Drive by, that's cars you can't see inside till the clips hit, thats for verb, I spoke words, put action behind it, and sent tints (sentence)." They slept. @NUJERZEYTWORK

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@isthismike_p @Jayblac1615 I think he's "watching o-red" again.

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Is Mallex Smith involved tho? #Mets

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@GMBVW don't trade kelenic, please. Dunn, toffey, even Peterson. Not Kelenic. Not for 2b. Imported 2b don't work for the Mets. Fonzie and Murphy worked. Homegrown. Let McNeil/Rivera/Flores eat.

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The Mets need to get younger and more athletic, so this trade makes perfect sense. I hate it. Even if the team improves in 19 (which they could do with some fa investment) the team will be worse off in future yrs. The Mets remain confounding.

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Why would you give up an 18 yr old legit five tool natural hitter, for five years of decline from a lh second baseman? Why not just sign multiple relievers (ottovino, Miller, sipp, etc.) Protect Kelenic!!!

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BIGGIE

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"Than" and "then" are not interchangeable, they mean different things. Check yourself before I wreck yourself.

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@SheriffClarke @realDonaldTrump Why do you hate yourself?

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Excited to see the Knicks run an uptempo offense. Still feel like Ettore Messina should be our head coach tho.

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It's not black vs white, it's poor vs rich. They are using you to line their pockets. Always have been.

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Elephants are dope af. Protect elephants.

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Foxes are mad cool. Don't kill foxes asshole.

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Every job should have term limits.

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@BrandonTierney Lauri cant rebound. He is 7ft and cannot rebound. Noah does not have knees or shoulders but can still rebound. Stretch Noah. Do not move kp.

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Shit is bad when you need James Dolan to be the voice of reason. #jdandthestraightshot #firephil

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Please stop feeding Phil Jackson after midnight. Or at all. He is an actual monster.