@DespicableHumor Neena crooks her finger slightly to make it more mustache-esque for him, an amused smile on her face. Only Wade could pull such a unique 180°.
"New lotion." A little expensive, but price tags are rarely something she pays much mind.
@DespicableHumor «believes there's at least a kernel of truth in what he's saying. The more ridiculous he sounds, sometimes, the more accurate his words turn out to be.
@DespicableHumor "Smiley faces are a much more efficient plan." She sets the book aside for now, reaching to take one of his hands so she can play with his fingers. There will be plenty of time to read it later.
"He's probably past his expiration date." As with everything he says, Neena»
Welcome to #mallowan's thread on accessibility in RP! I believe RP should be something everyone can enjoy, so I've made this thread to help show how that's possible!
@DespicableHumor "You don't think squirrels would eat the trail?" Hansel and Gretel wasn't really one of the stories she grew up with, so the reference goes over her head a bit. Her birthday will definitely be fantastic, though.
"Is he a man who really likes gingerbread or is he a»
@DespicableHumor "Ah. You're pretty good at that tactic." She looks down at him to wink, actually smiling a little.
"I'm not so sure you're going to leave the same kinda legacy as Jesus. Yours might be a little more positive. And if you have access to a magic candy store and aren't telling»
@DespicableHumor «herself to relax and genuinely enjoy the moment, chin resting on his shoulder and arms holding him just a little tighter. She's in love, for the first time in a long time. And for the first time in a long time, everything is okay.
@DespicableHumor «hesitation before her own arms are wrapping around him, the flower still clutched in one hand. It's as though she's waiting for the ceiling to come crashing in and bullets to start flying.
⠀⠀When neither of those things happen she allows»