The Herald Patch

Comedy. Occasionally.

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Rue Britannia, Britannia Rue the day
Jacob Rees-Mogg and his cronies got their way

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@premnsikka https://t.co/v6gGk7o4a7

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#Brexit #NotMyBrexit

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@DanNeidle I remember. Dolly Parton wrote a song about it.

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Dear @NadhimZahawi, an ode.

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The end of an era
RIP Tom Lehrer

https://t.co/dcab5V97Og

[Gina Miller @thatginamiller]

Still reeling from the absurdity of #RishiSunak appointing #David Cameron as Foreign Secretary.

Makes a mockery of our representative democracy. Yet another example of exploiting our honours system as a grubby giveaway to political and donor allies.

We need reforms put into law, including that a PM cannot appoint anyone to a major office of state simply by making them a Peer. See more of our @VoteTrueAndFair constitutional reforms here
https://t.co/SbxdMo1GrA

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@DominicRaab @Telegraph Raabish.

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Very sad to hear that Kit Hesketh-Harvey has died. A lyricist beyond compare, a great inspiration and a great encourager. Thoughts are with his friends and family.

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We are devastated to learn today of the death of long-term PBJ Management friend and client Kit Hesketh-Harvey. Kit died unexpectedly but peacefully, listening to Radio 3 and preparing for a Kit & McConnell show tonight.

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Happy Brexmas, one and all!

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Rue Britannia, Britannia Rue the day
Jacob Rees-Mogg and his cronies got their way

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@BorisJohnson https://t.co/f5VMZ5b7j3

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The Ballad of the British Brexiteers. Forward the Brexit Brigade! Tally ho, jingo and huzzah!
https://t.co/zH3bR5jSzz

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@BorisJohnson https://t.co/5ewv3c7VfC

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Johnson and Gove and Rees-Mogg,
Three gargoyles that loom out of fog,
All mouth and no trousers,
They lurk in the Houses
Of Parliament yelling ‘Prorog(ue)!’
#BrexitVote #BrexitLimericks

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@BorisJohnson Bof bof boff bodge blurrrrh
https://t.co/k2AblXUqRM

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@lisaocarroll

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Dear @NadhimZahawi, an ode.

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@nadhimzahawi Nadhim, Nadhim, Nadhim, Nadhim
We’re begging of you, please stick to the facts
Nadhim, Nadhim, Nadhim, Nadhim
Your letter doesn’t even mention tax...

1/5

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@DanNeidle Alternative ballad thread:
https://t.co/jdqNJCmn13

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@nadhimzahawi Nadhim, Nadhim, Nadhim, Nadhim
We’re begging of you, please stick to the facts
Nadhim, Nadhim, Nadhim, Nadhim
Your letter doesn’t even mention tax...

1/5

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@christopherhope Compared to Johnson, who tried not to sack anybody, no matter how appalling, maybe. Compared to a functioning government, no.

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@nadhimzahawi Nadhim, Nadhim, Nadhim, Nadhim
Becker men than you were jailed for less,
Nadhim, Nadhim, Nadhim, Nadhim
You could apologise… but can’t be arsed, I guess?

5/5

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@nadhimzahawi But thanks to, yes, the fourth estate
Who did not take your lawyers’ bait
Your dodgy tax is plain to see
Nadhim

4/5

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@DPJHodges What’s so depressing is she’s Truss mark 2. Empty vessel puppet for the ERG and their fans. And because they haven’t learned from the Truss debacle, let alone from any mistake ever, they’re going to keep emboldening her.