Fern 🌿

18+ Age: 26
switch / any pronouns
| an exercise in devotion
| my princess, my Goddess, the lovely @PrickleyRose

[Fern 🌿 @HereticAngel01]

Aight, fuckit, collecting my brat taming advice threads here because I'm having a lot of fun writing them.

https://t.co/pR13tAO0pV

[Fern 🌿 @HereticAngel01]

Ok, so! Brat taming tips! Plus a link in the thread to my favorite brat etiquette doc.

The first thing is that "what do I do when they won't obey" varies enormously from person to person. You need fully opposite tactics to break certain people vs others.

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[Fern 🌿 @HereticAngel01]

@superkosar Extra funny cos you talked soooooo big beforehand, didn'tcha?

All about how you were gonna make everybody obey and whatever other cringe lines you could think of.

How could you possibly defend yourself now after squirming sooooo much for me, @superkosar~?

[Fern 🌿 @HereticAngel01]

Because, oh~

I didn't just make @superkosar beg for me. I made him squirm. I made him whimper. I made him say please multiple times. I made him get detailed. I made him call me queen.

And I made him do all of it in front of all our friends.

Enjoy!

[Fern 🌿 @HereticAngel01]

Anyone miss my voice? You're about to be fed like never ever ever before.

[Fern 🌿 @HereticAngel01]

Anyone miss my voice? You're about to be fed like never ever ever before.

[Fern 🌿 @HereticAngel01]

Got a special treat incoming. Several minutes straight of me making someone beg who was really truly fighting tooth and nail. On video.

In Minecraft of ALL games, so if you're also doing brat taming online, hope you can pick up a few tricks :)

[latke @latkedelrey]

i think some people don’t recognize their manipulative tendencies because they’re just like. a terrified animal desperate to make the fear or discomfort stop at all costs. that’s the mechanism behind the not smart manipulator i think and it feels genuine so it’s harder to resist

[Selección Nacional @miseleccionmx]

¡Gracias!

Sin ustedes este viaje no habría sido tan maravilloso ✨.

Sigamos juntos, todos #SomosMéxico 🇲🇽

[Gryffix 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @Gryffix]

The American people did that.

America, the host, denied African fans and referees entry, refused Iran on its soil and rang up Infantino for a favour. Your commentators went viral weekly for disrespectful and arrogant comments.

If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen.

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🇦🇷 NEW: NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani says that Egypt were “robbed” in yesterday’s World Cup game against Argentina

[Annemarie Dray @AnnemarieDray]

I couldn’t stop watching this because I think it’s the funniest, most joyous thing and now I realize it’s even funnier with context. Just brilliant.

[Fern 🌿 @HereticAngel01]

Often it turns out they HAVE been told and the "you're crazy for being hurt by this" tactic just worked.

I'm just the one bitch who refuses to stop barking.

[Fern 🌿 @HereticAngel01]

It's hilarious how often when I go off on someone they go "wow, you're crazy, nobody else has a problem with this."

Only to learn EVERYBODY else had a problem with it. The ENTIRE time.

If only they'd realize my advice is sincere even while I'm telling them off hahaha.

[Fern 🌿 @HereticAngel01]

It's hilarious how often when I go off on someone they go "wow, you're crazy, nobody else has a problem with this."

Only to learn EVERYBODY else had a problem with it. The ENTIRE time.

If only they'd realize my advice is sincere even while I'm telling them off hahaha.

[Emilia (adngra) @EmiliaDeLarge]

Para mi el mundial ya se acabó, la final fue en el azteca y México quedó en segundo lugar

[🦂 @leeverze]

why is everyone still talking abt the world cup ? ts ended on sunday

[Omega Ω Luke @OmegaLuke]

If anything from this World Cup has been proven to be true, it’s that Americans are incredibly sore losers & just as delusional as we all thought 😂

[Fern 🌿 @HereticAngel01]

Liked this tweet when I first saw it, like an idiot, thinking the point was rubbing in the EMBARRASING loss against Belgium.

No- it's cope. They're sincerely comparing GDP to fell better.

NAH- BRUH- WE USE THE GDP TO MAKE PLAYERS. BIGGER GDP MEANS WE DID WORSE.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

- USA GDP is 45x Belgium’s
- California’s economy is over 5x Belgium
- Texas has about 3x Belgium GDP
- NYC metro alone produces more than Belgium
- Maryland alone is 4x larger than Belgium
- USA has 63 national parks. Belgium has 1
- Belgium doesn’t even have its own currency

[➖ @DeadboySzn]

Mexico lost yes but the US team got SHITTTTTTTTT on 😭😭

[♡illumi’s fave needle♡ @WHORESCOPE_1117]

damn…. mexico really was the only one serving cunt

[jaykay @warsofhrmone]

never in my life did i think i’d be parasocial about a soccer team but that’s my fucking family bro

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

Mexico fans congratulated England fans on the way out of the stadium 👏

(via @jallmenn)

[ara 🦈 @cinnamondjo]

no seguiremos pero fue increíble este último mes