HermanCainsHat

I'm cleaned and blocked and ready to throw myself into the ring in 2016!

[Harry Wallop @hwallop]

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[HermanCainsHat @HermanCainsHat]

@Snarkaroni hey there snarky

[HermanCainsHat @HermanCainsHat]

This mobile game is earning $100m every month in China https://t.co/i3Kq9lrg1k

[HermanCainsHat @HermanCainsHat]

Another subtle response from Gov. Chris Christie. #SkimmLife https://t.co/zyfsM5XGYp via @theSkimm

[HermanCainsHat @HermanCainsHat]

Donald, he's just like us #SkimmLife https://t.co/RINOLsvSl7 via @theSkimm

[HermanCainsHat @HermanCainsHat]

LA, RT this! If we hit 10K tweets by 10/4, we get 50% off weekday @Lyft rides for two weeks. #50OffLyftLA http://t.co/vxjpQiet4T

[HermanCainsHat @HermanCainsHat]

Teddy armed with his 2nd Amendment right to be unbearable.

[HermanCainsHat @HermanCainsHat]

I'd rather have Major Dad reruns on continuous loop for the next 19 months than listen to Cruz, Rubio, Jeb and Hill yabber on.

[HermanCainsHat @HermanCainsHat]

May be tough to keep the Tight End position on his new team. http://t.co/zZHAxfacnj … #Patriots

[HermanCainsHat @HermanCainsHat]

@scottinapac oh year, Hil baby... let's pig out.

[Scott Silverman @scottinapac]

In an effort to be more loved... and popular, Hillary ordered her handlers to wrap her in bacon.

[HermanCainsHat @HermanCainsHat]

'Republican Rubio calls 2016 White House race a 'generational choice' Looking at Cruz and now Rubio, I'd call it a de-generational choice.

[HermanCainsHat @HermanCainsHat]

@scottinapac Godfather's Pizza was the best damn food pyramid we ever had.

[HermanCainsHat @HermanCainsHat]

Le Pen outta Le Ink. http://t.co/Xj3FKD2Fy2

[HermanCainsHat @HermanCainsHat]

@scottinapac My oh my. I have the perfect guy... the head beneath my rim.

[Scott Silverman @scottinapac]

I'm voting for the other guy. Not sure of who that is, but sure of that. #2016Election

[HermanCainsHat @HermanCainsHat]

Ted Cruz--figured out how he gets his face looking like that. All pouty and rigid. Uses Preparation H as a facial mask.

[HermanCainsHat @HermanCainsHat]

Ted Cruz must have gotten lotsa wedgies growing up.

[Scott Silverman @scottinapac]

California drought extends offshore... to stones.

[HermanCainsHat @HermanCainsHat]

Wrigley Field: No exit strategy. #CubFansPissedOnPissedOff http://t.co/NrNhFQfjIm