Herman Hedberg

[Glen Juliano @GlenJuliano]

#icantgoadaywithout my iPod touch

[Ronnie Molinaro @RonnieMolinaro]

#goseeksomehelp if you starve yourself and you are bulimic or anorexic

[Clifford Flinn @CliffordFlinn]

#goseeksomehelp if you have a problem with success

[Tommy Raasch @traasch007]

"if she's got carpet imprints on her knees after coming home from ""work"" #youknowtheycheating"

[Charlie Reading @charliereading3]

#relationshipsendbecause you're afraid of your own feelings

[Reginald Lehner @rlehner35]

#closingarguments Whatever floats your boat.

[Greg Grinnell @greggrin33]

make #loveinthewild

[Jorge Gottschalk @jgottschalk001]

"#honestyhour my dream is to be a lawyer , & married with six kids "

[Herman Hedberg @HermanHedberg]

freaks come out at night which is why I hate the daytime #honestyhour

[Herman Hedberg @HermanHedberg]

"#honestyhour I cut some girls off for their own good, not for my own."

[Herman Hedberg @HermanHedberg]

I love my crew! #honestyhour

[Herman Raine @HermanRaine]

#ineedtostop tweeting about gaga and go to bed. 

[Ricardo Largo @riclargo294]

"Chris Brown Wins Big At BET Awards, Takes Home Four Trophies #BETAwards"

[Lester Kyte @lkyte084]

#ineedtostop letting people put stuff in my head that's not true

[Jeffrey Lowther @jlowther031]

#slightlyaddicted to being healthy..

[Steven Napier @stevenap663]

"#1thingicantstand people who drink, club and smoke, and act is if they're cooler than people who don't."

[Marcus Wickline @MarcusWickline]

#relationshipkillers poor boundaries. What do you think?

[Ricardo Figaro @ricardofigaro87]

"#signsuasidechick, when you call out the blue he either doesn't answer or he rushes you off the phone..."

[Lester Wolfenbarger @lesterwolf34]

Shoutout to all the men who stepped in and assumed the role of fathering another man's child. #HappyFathersDay

[Clyde Tadlock @ClydeTadlock]

#wakemeupwhen it's scientifically possible to teleport.