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Proud to announce my candidacy for the Millsaps 2016 Patron Deity race! Racing is kind of my thing, so I'm fairly confident.

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We demand a recount! #notmymascot #Iwantthosecowsback #millmyth2016

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Our campaign video is up!

https://t.co/U61drOLHwo

#FeelTheHerm2016

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@Apollo_Millsaps While I did help Odysseus out fending off Circe, my role in his tale ends there. #MillMyth2016

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(Loeb 403) #MillMyth2016

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Odysseus's whole "libation to all the dead" thing was ok, but if he wanted a path to Hades, he could've just asked THE guide. #MillMyth2016

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Whew! Just got back from helping Odysseus! Sorry this post is late guys! Had to time travel and ended up in the wrong spot. #Millmyth2016

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@ArtemisMillsaps @QueenBeeAphro Teaming up? Nice try, we've seen this before! Three Goddesses+competition= dead mortals. #MillMyth2016

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(Loeb 117 Helen) Helen gets it, I make everything better after a screwup. If elected I will continue! #MillMyth2016

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When I give a prophecy, I mean it (Loeb 17) Helen kept her word, who's going to doubt my word that she'll have a happy ending? #millmyth2016

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So when @Apollo_Millsaps sleeps around it's okay, no biggie... but when Cassandra does it she is cursed by him? (Loeb 145)
#millmyth2016

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Shoutout to my boy the Herald giving me that sweet name drop! (Loeb 59-61) Thanks for always standing by me! #bromance #millmyth2016

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@QueenBeeAphro playing favorites again when the people of Troy are fated to die (Loeb 358-359) #Nepotism #millmyth2016

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@Apollo_Millsaps Hector the family man. Nice guy. Shame you don't actually look after your "boys" like I do in (Ch24 Illiad). #MillMyth2016

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@Apollo_Millsaps @Apollo_Millsaps #TooBusyToMurderGreeks

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Shoutout to that time @QueenBeeAphro caused the Trojan War to continue by bailing out the Paris dude from a fight (Loeb 157) #millmyth2016

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@Apollo_Millsaps You don't even know how to smite with style! Everyone knows the best way to smite is to turn em into stone. #millmyth2016

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Hey @Apollo_Millsaps , guess who hasn't killed any Greeks yet? (Loeb 17)
#Switzerland #FeelTheHerm #GreekLivesMatter #millmyth2016

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@Xaris_millsaps Unlike @QueenBeeAphro, I own up to my misdeeds and apologize. Isn't that right @Apollo_Millsaps? #millmyth2016

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@QueenBeeAphro Go suck Ouranos's balls. Oh wait...

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First Herse and I suffer due to @QueenBeeAphro's infection, now Hippolytus and Phaedra? When will it end? #millmyth2016