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basically a minivan bumper sticker saying
"I used to be cool" #metallicaFAN

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I JUST LEARNED THAT IF WE LOSE THE AMAZON RAINFOREST WE BASICALLY TRIGGER A LITERAL CARBON TIME BOMB AND MASS EXTINCTION EVENT, SAVE THE RAINFOREST RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

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@thrluv This is why we get along

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@riah4real I'd call you a cutie patootie

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@packersloren Peachy

[Princess Consuela Banana Hammock @iluvtacos0822]

We all have that one friend we miss being friends with.

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@mistyclaire2 That's what she said 😉

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@Reese10Angel @BWWings

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@JustAMomNamedMM Sometimes that is self care.

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@Natism All the best of us do

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@sarameikasai Yes.

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@honagirl17 Nice nails. Wanna scratch my back?

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@andiipoops Spider-Man has radioactive semen and has killed some of his lovers from it.

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@divinepathmesg Amen.

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@JustAMomNamedMM My Jupiter and Saturn Rx like to quarrel over my Venus.

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@xSimon_Says Yes. Definitely.

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@danileightweets Better jump on that Tonto.

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@veronicaxrae Okay but one road trip we're doing nothing but the deftones.

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@Natism She loved me.

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@ratedreign I take them off so they don't get in the way of kissing

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@xSimon_Says Again?