Kaminari Denki ⚡

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[Kaminari Denki ⚡ @HeroStunGun]

❝Hero is not a noun, it’s a verb.❞

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Kaminari Denki • Pro Hero: Stun Gun • Quirk: Electrification

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#mharp #bnharp #kaminarirp

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[Kaminari Denki ⚡ @HeroStunGun]

flops on @PHANTOM_THI3F after his shower.

[Kaminari Denki ⚡ @HeroStunGun]

But if time is blurring together wouldn’t next month still be really close?

[Mi Mi Mina @HeroName_Acid]

... that's not right hanta and i's birthdays are always really close together

[Kaminari Denki ⚡ @HeroStunGun]

〘 fake pity settling on his face to fit the scene. 〙

That sounds really tough. Do you think they are trying to tell you something?

[𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙒𝙖𝙧 @ARESCH0SEN0NE]

【 he nods gravely. seriously. one leg is propped up on the other like a talk show guest. 】

the same shit, day after day after day. it's started to become as familiar to me as my own thoughts.

[Kaminari Denki ⚡ @HeroStunGun]

What if I told you it’s next month

[Mi Mi Mina @HeroName_Acid]

I'm so serious smoky time is just blurring together like one of those american puppet surrealist shows AAAA

[Kaminari Denki ⚡ @HeroStunGun]

looks up, body relaxing and a grin is settling on his lips.

“Naww, wanna hold my hand that badly?

cheeky wink.

[Kaminari Denki ⚡ @HeroStunGun]

Mina …

[Mi Mi Mina @HeroName_Acid]

Is my bday today or tomorrow I genuinely don't REMEMBER

[Kaminari Denki ⚡ @HeroStunGun]

〘 holding back a grin and laugh with all his might and nodding professionally instead, mimicking to write it down. 〙

I see. And are they familiar sounds?

[𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙒𝙖𝙧 @ARESCH0SEN0NE]

【 lets out a long, slow breath only to look kaminari dead in the eyes. 】

yeah, actually. real loud, persistent, and annoying.

[Kaminari Denki ⚡ @HeroStunGun]

stretching and massaging his hands with a frown, then sighing and grabbing some pain killers.

[℘.tׁׅ. @PHANTOM_THI3F]

“ a momentary rush of hormones ” the hormones haven’t stopped rushing since the first year !!!

[Kaminari Denki ⚡ @HeroStunGun]

〘 fishing out a pair of nerd glasses from nowhere and putting them on along with a clipboard. 〙

So, have you heard a lot of noises lately?

〘 needing all his power to keep up the serious act. 〙

[𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙒𝙖𝙧 @ARESCH0SEN0NE]

we'll revisit it alright 😐

[◖ || SERO || ◗ @sol_cellophane]

delusions already ? go to a doctor blasty , it’s not looking good

[Kaminari Denki ⚡ @HeroStunGun]

Don’t know what you’re talking about, I think we should revisit this sick in the head thing after all mad dog you seem to hear things 🧐

[𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙒𝙖𝙧 @ARESCH0SEN0NE]

something about it sounded different this time and I don't like it.

[◖ || SERO || ◗ @sol_cellophane]

couldn’t even wait til after my birthday to leave us bro :/

[Kaminari Denki ⚡ @HeroStunGun]

// i will be real i guessed the year if its the wrong one just insert the right one LMAO

[Kaminari Denki ⚡ @HeroStunGun]

What about “Buttercup” is sappy all of a sudden after three years

[𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙒𝙖𝙧 @ARESCH0SEN0NE]

no, I'm allergic to you using a sappy nickname on him.

[𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙒𝙖𝙧 @ARESCH0SEN0NE]

my gift to you is never bothering you again. goodbye.

[Kaminari Denki ⚡ @HeroStunGun]

Hmmm.

[𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙒𝙖𝙧 @ARESCH0SEN0NE]

explain yourself.

[Kaminari Denki ⚡ @HeroStunGun]

A shame, truly. May his screams echo in our ears for as long as we live.

[℘.tׁׅ. @PHANTOM_THI3F]

it’s looking grim 🥀

[Kaminari Denki ⚡ @HeroStunGun]

Yes?

[𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙒𝙖𝙧 @ARESCH0SEN0NE]

KAMINARI.

[Kaminari Denki ⚡ @HeroStunGun]

Are you suddenly allergic to hotness or where is this coming from now

[𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙒𝙖𝙧 @ARESCH0SEN0NE]

Okay fun's over you two make me fucking nauseous